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The Forces Of Political Correctness Know Exactly How To Bend Me To Their Will 24 Jul 2013 | 09:22 am
Got something in the mailbag this morning taking me to task for my use of the term "retard" to describe Ken Cuccinelli, the Republican candidate for Governor of Virginia who evidently thinks outlawing...
I Love This Guy. Not The Commentator, But The Candidate Of Which He Speaks. 22 Jul 2013 | 08:07 am
Because every time the GOP nominates a retard like this, it makes our job a little easier. And by a little I mean a lot. I can see the strategy meeting now: "Ken...whatever you do just keep your mo...
I Publish A Spoiler From My Awesome First Book As A Rear Guard, Guerrilla Action In The War On Women 15 Jul 2013 | 11:13 am
I knew this day would come. I've watched for years as the forces waging war on a woman and her uterus have gathered and run rampant over the countryside. As they evolved from small cells born in the ...
I Offer You A Chance To Put Up Or Shut Up. Or, Pharmacy Jesus Starts To Lead His Flock Away From Chain Tyranny 5 Jul 2013 | 07:24 am
The retail pharmacist experience has never been good and it's not getting any better. You need someone to tell you that as much as you need someone to tell you the sun rises in the east or bears shit ...
Non-CVS Pharmacy Company Fined For Wrongdoing. 1 Jul 2013 | 06:13 am
In a shocking press release made public this month, the Drug Enforcement Administration confirmed that the latest target of a pharmacy related investigation was not leading drugstore operator CVS. "W...
This Week's News Headlines. As Fresh As One Of My Five Year Old Blog Posts. Or, I May Be On The World's Longest Acid Trip. 23 Jun 2013 | 09:19 am
Fans of The Supreme Court and my little blog garden got a taste of my eternal wisdom and foresight this week when they anxiously logged on to their favorite news source and saw this story about the do...
Crucified And Reborn. You May Now Refer To Me As Pharmacy Jesus. 25 May 2013 | 09:21 am
It's been the worst kept secret in the world here in my little corner of the pharmacy world, and those of you who haven't caught on by now deserve to know. I bought my own drugstore. I'm not kidding...
Rite Aid, Battered Like A Wife Of OJ Simpson, Somehow Manages To Rise From The Dead And Limp Around Like A Mutant Zombie. 25 May 2013 | 09:21 am
CAMP HILL, PA- In a surprise news conference today that turned out mostly to be a one man monologue, Rite Aid CEO John Standley announced what he called "a bold new era of service to our customers, ou...
Today's Cruel Little Legal Joke 10 Apr 2013 | 10:31 am
An actual line from the actual California Pharmacy Permit application: "any non-pharmacist owner who commits any act which would subvert or tends to subvert the efforts of the pharmacist-in-charge to...
Insist On Brand Name Poly-Vi-Flor Or Your Baby Will Be Crazy, Mentally Challenged, Eaten By Their Own White Blood Cells, Then Finished Off By Cancer. 28 Mar 2013 | 09:18 am
I just saved you the effort of reading the latest fax from Zytera Pharmaceuticals with that headline. Those of you wise enough to already have a copy of my latest book know that Zytera is the company ...
