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How Benny Hinn Got Pwnd 29 Mar 2012 | 12:27 am
This funny article on Wonkette, Televangelists Jan and Paul Crouch Live Like Jesus With $100,000 Motorhome For Their Dogs, reminded me of a story of my own indirect brush with televangelism... I once...
Moments In The Life of a Dog 25 Mar 2012 | 03:38 am
Above, on the table, red wine stains the faded Provençal cloth 1957 is hand-written on a small label at the neck of a deep-green bottle Nothing else but dust, a few cobwebs, keep company with the labe...
Longing For Me 26 Feb 2012 | 08:04 am
In the last few weeks I've been longing for the sea. For the smell of salt, seaweed and Bain de Soleil. For the cool breeze and warm sun against my skin. I wanted to hear the seagulls' cry. I wanted t...
Study In Contrasts 8 May 2011 | 02:58 am
It was a pretty comfortable Eurostar chunnel trip back home to Paris from my Guardian Masterclass in London. Unfortunately, I sat in a 4-seat configuration with three other travelers - two women and a...
Ain't No Cracks In MY Cheesecake 23 Apr 2011 | 03:10 pm
I interrupt this program of The Normandy Chronicles to talk about cheesecake. Not the kind where girls show their ankles. But the kind where girls eat so much that their ankles swell. Besides, I am v...
The Normandy Chronicles: Day Five: Seamen, Baggywinkles and Le Havre's Sensual Inlet 23 Apr 2011 | 03:09 pm
Based on my photos, Galadriel and I were good girls on the fifth day of our Normandy chateau inspection trip. On this day, I have no food or wine porn pics, which means we must have been very serious....
The Normandy Chronicles: Day Four: Domaine Saint Clair Le Donjon - Étretat 23 Apr 2011 | 03:09 pm
As you've been reading in the last few Normandy Chronicles, day 4 on our B&B inspection trip had been long and action-packed, with stormy skies, fabulous lunch and wine, some foxes (Mr., Mrs. & Little...
Reading List From My Guardian Masters Novel Writing Class 17 Apr 2011 | 08:54 pm
Somewhere in the vicinity of 290 of my blog fans (actually, only one), asked me for the reading list from my Guardian Masters Novel Writing Class. So... here are some that we studied; others were men...
I Admit I'm Powerless Over Neighbor Noise and Ask My Higher Power To Help Me Find A New Apartment 17 Apr 2011 | 02:35 pm
Lately, I've been living my life with earplugs inserted. I wear them so much that I have forgotten they were in and wondered, of a groggy morning, why I couldn't hear myself peeing. Yesterday, I almos...
Analysis Paralysis: The Guardian Master Class on Novel Writing 17 Apr 2011 | 12:34 am
In my last post, I gave you the back story of how I wound up taking a Guardian Master Class on novel writing. If you haven't read it yet, you should, or you won't get any of my jokes in this post. (Yo...
