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Men are like fine wine 7 Aug 2011 | 09:17 am
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it is our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.
Space Saver 7 Aug 2011 | 09:15 am
A friend of mine had a brilliant idea for saving disk space. He thought if he put all his Microsoft Word documents into a tiny font they would take up less room.
Mixed Up 7 Aug 2011 | 09:13 am
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Mealtime 7 Aug 2011 | 09:12 am
It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner. "What are my choices?" he asked. "Yes or No," she replied.
Computer Training 6 Aug 2011 | 08:21 am
HR Manager to job candidate: "I see you've had no computer training. Although that qualifies you for upper management, it means you're under-qualified for our entry level positions."
Silver Lining 6 Aug 2011 | 08:19 am
The parents were very disappointed in the grades that their son brought home. "The only consolation I can find in these awful grades," lamented the father, "is that I know he never cheated during his ...
Instructions 6 Aug 2011 | 08:18 am
Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?" Sam: "I don't know." Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark." Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"
Salespeople Greeting 6 Aug 2011 | 08:15 am
How do salespeople traditionally greet each other? "Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."
Difference in Forms 6 Aug 2011 | 08:14 am
The difference between the short and long income tax forms is simple. If you use the short form, the government gets your money. If you use the long form, the tax advisor gets your money.
Glass of Water 5 Aug 2011 | 11:32 am
There was a glass of water on the table... One man says, "It's half full". He is an optimist. Second man says, "It's half empty". He is a pessimist. Third man says, "It's twice too big". He is a manag...
