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Last Rant 4 Dec 2010 | 06:34 pm
Unfortunately, like all good things in this world, this blog must come to an end. This will be my last blog post on Rants From Worlds Smartest Monkey. Please do not cry, your making it worse. I am una...
tips on life 6 Oct 2010 | 08:11 pm
Listen civilian, heres a tip to help you save money. When your buying items from a small business. Try to chat up the owner, if you do so, the owner is likely to give you a discount. Also, my boner ...
Prostitute Experience 3 Sep 2010 | 09:29 pm
I cheated on my hand last night. To celebrate a special event, me and my friend headed to a brothel to get some sticky yicky. We arrived at the place of pleasure around dinner time and got buzzed in. ...
Deep Philosophical Thinking 29 Aug 2010 | 04:55 pm
So we live in a materialist society, everyone wants RICHES! MONEY! WEALTH!. What happens at the end? We all die and leave this world the same way we came ie-not going backing into your mothers vagina ...
Untitled 5 Jul 2010 | 05:46 pm
Once upon a time in a land far far away there lived a old man who was a farmer he toiled and labored all day but never made much money one day a traveller passed by and asked if he could stay t...
Bros 28 Jun 2010 | 09:53 pm
So today I met an old acquaintance of mine and having not seen him for a long time i presented my hand in an effort to make a friendly gesture. What occurred next is the reason why we cannot have nice...
EGG EGG EGG 2 Jun 2010 | 04:44 pm
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Blog update 22 May 2010 | 11:58 am
Been busy so i apologise for the long delay in posting. Anyways got a new job selling fitness equipment at a shopping mall. My duties involve getting peoples attention as they are walking by and then ...
How to Survive a shootout. 16 Apr 2010 | 07:39 pm
Second Amendment = right to bear arms = you,me,angry korean kid, Rambo can all get a gun. What happens if Rambo has a "senior moment" or flashback? If you are in a situation such as this, or live in a...
Blog Critic 8 Apr 2010 | 07:44 pm
So doing a google scan today I discovered my blog has been critiqued on a website called dozenblogs.com. I don't take critique very well so in true critique fashion I will do a website review on their...
