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Slithis (aka Spawn of the Slithis) (1978) 10 Mar 2011 | 04:39 am
Oh, Slithis, if only people understood you. Like Frankenstein's monster and so many rubber creatures that came before it, misunderstanding begets violence and so much unnecessary blood is shed. To be ...
The Visitor (1979) 25 Feb 2011 | 11:50 am
Narrated by blond Jesus to a gathering of bald children, The Visitor focuses on Sateen (a villainous bed sheet fabric or just a weird pronunciation of Satan? You be the judge.) whose efforts to overta...
Dawn of the Mummy (1981) 23 Dec 2010 | 10:57 am
Beginning at roughly 3000 years ago, the pharoah Surferman (or something along those lines as it was hard to tell the exact pronunciation) has died and is entombed into his memorial spot with his slav...
Best of 2010? 21 Dec 2010 | 12:32 pm
About a year ago, when this site was in its infancy (insert joke here about how childish it usually still is), I compiled a Top Ten list of my favorite horror films of 2009. Admittedly, this was not a...
Devil Times Five (1974) 15 Dec 2010 | 12:47 pm
A transport van slides out on an icy road and rolls down a hill, expelling several children of varying ages. They immediately band together and trek through the winter wilderness until reaching a larg...
Dark Night of the Scarecrow (1981) 8 Dec 2010 | 01:36 pm
Bubba, a hulking adult male with the mind of a child is the best friend to 10 year old Marylee which does not sit well with some of the locals. We find the (jealous?) evil postman spying on them in a ...
Night Train To Terror (1985) 6 Dec 2010 | 10:13 am
How does one profit off of three barely released and completely ignored features? If you answered, cut them all to a third of their runtime and package them together into an anthology centered around ...
The Stepfather (2009) 2 Dec 2010 | 11:54 am
Less a review than a mild rant on the preposterous advent of teen friendly, studio forced PG-13 horror that seems to be increasingly gaining in popularity. Bear in mind that this is neither a condemna...
Pulse (1988) 29 Nov 2010 | 03:32 pm
(Not to be confused with any J-Horror or insanely terrible American remake of said J-Horror) David (Joey Lawrence, just a few years prior to coining THE monosyllabic catchphrase of the 90s) goes to s...
Mausoleum (1983) 23 Nov 2010 | 11:29 am
Following her mother's untimely death, 10 year old Susan runs off to find solace within a glowing, green-fogged mausoleum (Quick, somebody build this kid a treehouse.). Twenty years later, Susan is ma...
