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Night Of The Living Dead 16 Feb 2011 | 02:07 pm
I was totally content with letting this blog die a slow, crusty, gangrene-ish death. I'd been hired at a new company, which at first completely kicked my ass and killed any possibility of free time, m...
"SENATOR" ROLAND BURRIS IS DEAD 21 Feb 2009 | 09:11 pm
EDITOR'S NOTE: Look, I don't need no Secret Service problems. That title isn't to be taken literally, so don't get all tight about it and start goon monitoring me from Langley at the secret underworld...
CHRIS BROWN IS DEAD 20 Feb 2009 | 04:03 pm
Dag, my brothers and sisters. Just when it was becoming media overkill, and people were starting to ask axe that awful question, "Well, what did Rihanna do to deserve it?"... it seems that the guy who...
WHY OBAMA'S NOT GOING TO GET MURKED 20 Jan 2009 | 08:15 pm
Here's a little reassurance for you skeptics out there. I know, I know; you're still struck with those dag-blasted heebie-jeebies about tomorrow, even though you keep hearing about all that security a...
RACISM AIN'T DEAD YET... 19 Jan 2009 | 08:04 am
Before you go all Obama/Dr. King/Biggie Smalls crazy with the rest of your holiday weekend, I just thought I'd come back to say hello and burst your bubble with regards to race relations in America, a...
BURIED IN WORK, BUT FAR FROM DEAD 8 Jan 2009 | 06:19 am
Sorry about the lapse in posting continuity. The new year brought a super-cool new job, new money and new toolery. Now that I'm working 9 hours a day on a MacBook, things are a little more complicated...
THE UNDERWRITER LIVES TO SEE 2009 31 Dec 2008 | 08:43 pm
Yes, bitches. I've made it. 31 years, and not a single bit of evidence that would suggest aging. Maturity? Surely. But I'm a child of God, and I retain my youthful spirit and I remain young at heart. ...
KNOWING WHEN TO QUIT IS DEAD 31 Dec 2008 | 07:50 am
This vid that I copped from Failblog.com is funny as hell and I think you should watch it as an introduction piece before I go into this next post: I guess I'm posting it because it seems like the re...
AULD LANG SYNE IN 2009 30 Dec 2008 | 04:29 am
We're getting close to the end of this chapter, my brothers and sisters. And what I will tell you is that we need some motivational mottos for the coming year. We've still got Republikkkans on that ra...
REPRESENTATION WITHOUT TAXATION IS DEAD 10 Dec 2008 | 12:30 pm
First of all, the governor of Illinois looks like an aging porn star. That mop he's wearing is too suspect for words. But if he intended to upgrade to the JOHN EDWARDS HAIRCUT price range, he should h...
