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A Week in Instagram 28 Jun 2013 | 11:42 pm
This had to be one of the longest weeks ever. Seriously. Lots of ups, even more downs but it still was an absolutely amazing week. I can tell you one thing I know for sure… 28 is definitely going to b...
Can HIV Give Us Hope? 26 Jun 2013 | 09:23 pm
The HIV/Aids virus SUCKS. If we are being frank and honest, it is probably one of the most unfair illnesses on the face of the planet. While some people might not agree, as someone who has been direct...
28 Things on My 28th Birthday 26 Jun 2013 | 02:01 am
So, today is my birthday. I turn 28. I figured I would blog 28 random things about me that y’all probably don’t know. You ready? 1) I sleep with a teddy bear at night. No lie. I have had the same be...
Schooling Your Children Shouldn’t be a Pissing Contest 24 Jun 2013 | 06:00 pm
So…. Saturday night this happened. I was on Facebook doing my thing and I saw an advertisement for a magazine called Practical Homeschooling. Looks like an awesome resource. If home schooling was on m...
Monsters University Festivities! 23 Jun 2013 | 08:08 pm
Friday was a huge day in our house. Not only have *I* been waiting for the follow up to Monsters Inc. to come out for AGES. (Legit, when I was 16 and working at my first job, a Movie theater the first...
Vacuuming Like a Boss! 19 Jun 2013 | 09:55 pm
I bought a new vacuum and it taught me all kinds of new things about life. No, seriously. I think I figured out why my mother has been obsessed with vacuuming as long as I can remember. If there is o...
Masturbating Fetuses: Thanks GOP I Have Heard It All! 19 Jun 2013 | 01:22 am
It may not seem like it… But it really takes a lot to get me worked up. Like legitimately mad, and shaking my head thinking WTF. Well last night as I was getting ready to jump into bed and indulge in...
Getting Back In Shape: That is Not Round 13 Jun 2013 | 09:28 pm
Two nights ago, I took this picture. I had just gotten out of the shower after going for a mile run through my new neighborhood. Something I started doing recently. But when I looked in the mirror all...
There Can Only Be One: Hillary Owned Twitter 11 Jun 2013 | 05:43 pm
Hillary Clinton has been on Twitter for all of what… 24 hours? And she has officially owned all of us. Twitter is her newest bitch and she only has a bio and one tweet. But what most people aren’t l...
Two Kids, One Goal: The Potty 10 Jun 2013 | 09:01 pm
If I said potty training was actually easy, I would be lying to you. So all you parents who haven’t gone through it yet, good luck because I want to rip my damn hair out. It all started long over a y...
