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Happy Quotes 7 May 2010 | 03:19 am
Are you searching for happiness? Do you want to live happy life? If so, then the very first thing you need to do is to stop searching for it. The more you search for it, the more you end up being sad ...
Funny Quotes Family 18 Jan 2010 | 08:57 pm
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way. Leo Tolstoy Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards. Benjamin Franklin Family: A social unit wh...
Funny Quotes Movies 18 Jan 2010 | 08:55 pm
There’s no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you’ll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? Airplane I know they were just kids…but man we...
Funny Christmas Quotes 18 Jan 2010 | 08:53 pm
From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it. Katharine Whitehorn Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remember...
Inspirational Funny Quotes 18 Jan 2010 | 08:52 pm
Give me a stock clerk with a goal and I’ll give you a man who will make history. Give me a man with no goals and I’ll give you a stock clerk. J.C. Penney The most important thing is not to stop questi...
Best Funny Quotes 18 Jan 2010 | 08:50 pm
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. Fred Allen Borrow money from pessimists – they don’t expect it back. I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse....
Famous Funny Quotes 18 Jan 2010 | 08:49 pm
A lot of fellows these days have a B.A., M.D., or a Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t have a J.O.B. Fats Domino Young men think old men are fools; but old men know young men are fools. Truman Capote I f...
Short Funny Quotes 18 Jan 2010 | 08:47 pm
I ain’t sleeping. I’m just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids. Johathan Raban If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t t...
Funny Love Quotes 18 Jan 2010 | 08:45 pm
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. John Barrymore Mom & Pop were just a couple of kids when they got married. He was eighte...
Funny Quotes Sayings 18 Jan 2010 | 08:43 pm
Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money !) It’s a recession when your neighbour loses his job: it’s a depression when you lose yours. Harry S. Truman If you c...
