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Mean Nana 2 Oct 2012 | 05:36 am
About a week ago I was babysitting my friend’s five year old daughter. Her older brother was getting ready to go spend the night at his grandma’s and later on she was going to be spending the night at...
Mommy Can’t Dance 2 Oct 2012 | 05:35 am
My three year old son and I were playing with a Dora mermaid doll with a seashell that plays a song when you press it. When the song started playing I began dancing around and told him to dance with m...
Funny Necks 27 Sep 2012 | 11:42 am
“mom, you always play with me when there are no kids at the park” yes, I do. “so you will if no one is there this time?” of course “Cause your not old” Well I am not THAT old! “yeah, cause old people ...
Sleeping Booger 11 Aug 2012 | 12:42 am
I was making dinner one night and i saw that my daughter ava had a booger in her nose so i went to get a tissue and when i came back to get her to blow her nose she said “shhhhh mommy she’s sleeping” ...
Summer Sayings 2 May 2012 | 03:27 pm
We were buckling our 3 year old son, Colson, into our hot car in the middle of July and he says, “Burrr, Hot!”
Ice Cream Poop 30 Apr 2012 | 04:06 pm
My 2 and a half year old declared Hershey’s Kisses were “ice cream poops”..
Midwest Weather Confusion 13 Jan 2012 | 03:42 pm
We just got our first real snow of the winter last night, (January 11th) so my 2 yr old Lucas came running in the kitchen and said: Mommy mommy guess what! ME: What? Lucas: Santa Claus is coming!
Earth shaking screams 13 Jan 2012 | 03:42 pm
My 2 yr old Lucas was doing one of his “terrible twos” gut wrenching screams, and his brother, our 4 yr old son Jack said to him: “Lukey quit youre going to broke the whole house down, then we not goi...
Cars are built for.. 12 Jan 2012 | 06:27 pm
My 4 yr old son Jack asked me if he could take his new remote control car outside to drive it so he doesnt crash it into the wall, I said no its wet and rainy. Then he said, “cars can drive in the rai...
No love 12 Jan 2012 | 06:26 pm
My 2 and 4 year old boys were fighting, so after some separate time out sessions, I told them to hug each other and say sorry. My 4 yr old then told me that he doesnt give hugs because he is not a “gr...
