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Don't even think about trying to sneak by me 21 Nov 2009 | 02:50 am
I've tried to get around to as many species as possible on this blog, but it's really hard to keep up with all the smart-ass explorers that go into places like volcanos and obscure unexplored mountain...
I think you may have sat on your own face, clown monkey 14 Nov 2009 | 02:29 am
Mandrill, I'd like to introduce you to a concept called restraint. Here's how it works: I don't make fun of the fact that you think chewing on a twig is cool, and you refrain from looking like your mo...
Dissatisfied ferrets resort to Jewish guilt 11 Nov 2009 | 03:19 am
Ferrets have made no secret out of the fact that they are not happy about being so low down the list of favorite pets, hovering way below the classic favorites like dogs and cats and somewhere between...
I doubt Nathan Lane feels threatened 30 Oct 2009 | 11:54 pm
This nudibranch apparently thinks it's the cutest thing on the block just because it's the neon equivalent of a drama kid. Prancing around the ocean like you have a spine doesn't mean you should pose ...
Is there anything more defeating than cute bats? 28 Oct 2009 | 03:10 am
Baby Bat, you are destroying my ability to successfully categorize safe animals and animals that want me to drop whatever I am doing and make sure they are comfortable and happy. You are supposed to b...
Confiscated for evidence 24 Oct 2009 | 07:24 am
This blog is now the property of the Antarctic Police Department. Once everything is bagged and tagged in a few days it will be released back into the internet wild. Thank you for your cooperation.
Penguin Donates Millions to Charity! 24 Oct 2009 | 12:04 am
I thought everyone else would be as interested in this story as I was. Who knew penguins were so selfless? (AP) Penguinville, ANTARCTICA - Moments after emerging from his father's fat fold, a baby e...
Leopard seals think it's cute to senselessly murder 22 Oct 2009 | 11:48 pm
This leopard seal thinks it is so cute that he can lift one flipper up and lean to the side like it's just about to roll its fat ass over. Well, ha. Fucking. Ha. It's so funny to tear penguins apart l...
HELP 21 Oct 2009 | 08:48 pm
People, a penguin has kidnapped me. I was on a hot air balloon trip and I crashed in Antarctica and he captured me and forced me to give him my password. DO NOT LISTEN TO ANYTHING HE SAYS! Please, cal...
Penguins: not so bad??!! 21 Oct 2009 | 12:25 am
^^They seem nice enough...^^ I learned some things on my vacation that made me think penguins are not everything I've made them out to be in my other posts that I personally wrote and that were defin...
