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The Day After…pt. 2 4 Feb 2013 | 08:16 pm
….. Joe… ….. Joe! Yeah, Hef? Quit fucking smiling, man. Oh, am I smiling right now? We both know you are. Hmmm…what on earth would I have to smile about? Fuck you, Joe. No seriously, what on earth wou...
The Day After 23 Jan 2012 | 03:00 pm
Dr. Stella Handworker: So Joe…tell me about your relapse. Dr. Stella Handworker: I understand it can be difficult, especially so soon afterwards, but Joe…I think it’s important we confront this pro...
A Modest Proposal 1 Dec 2011 | 07:00 am
[Scene: MLJ Headquarters: Conference Room which really just consists of a bunch of couches and 12 mini-fridges. On one couch sits Hef and Spence. Across from them sits Joe Flacco.] ….. Spence: Joe...
Quality Start 1 Dec 2011 | 05:21 am
What a week for conceited douchebags! Where do I begin? Well, we can start with Urban Meyer. Apparently the minor league football world is abuzz that a football coach left ESPN to coach football. Not ...
QB Rankings: 2011 Season! 30 Nov 2011 | 09:00 am
Our own InternJace is back with his annual QB rankings. He has his own ranking system, kind of like ESPN but his doesn’t account for stats or actual play. 1. Tom Brady – Since Brady cut his hair, he ...
What is wrong with you, Forbes.com? 30 Nov 2011 | 07:39 am
Every time I click on a forbes.com link, I have the same mindset. ”Maybe THIS is the time where forbes.com got their heads out of their asses and quit this whole slideshow bullshit.” Every. Single....
Hall of Fame HOF: The National Baseball Hall of Fame 30 Nov 2011 | 06:00 am
We here at Major League Jerk have spent countless seconds discussing which Hall of Fames are truly Hall of Fame worthy and which belong on the 5th tier of the celestial pyramid by the gift shop and ou...
Quality Start 30 Nov 2011 | 04:57 am
Thank you, but shit, I didn’t miss staring out at you fat ugly fucks while I was gone. It was a hard decision to come back, one I had to make with my family. Just kidding…you think I give a shit wha...
Hall of Fame HOF: National Farm Toy Museum 29 Nov 2011 | 09:00 am
We here at Major League Jerk have spent countless seconds discussing which Hall of Fames are truly Hall of Fame worthy and which belong on the 5th tier of the celestial pyramid by the gift shop and ou...
Just Win, Baby 29 Nov 2011 | 08:09 am
After another last minute win despite a horrific performance as Quarterback and team leader, we have finally been able to answer the most important question in sports right now: What if Tim Tebow were...
