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Syrian rebels thank media for Miley Cyrus VMA coverage 27 Aug 2013 | 12:50 pm
Syrian rebels have thanked news organisations around the world for their incredible blanket coverage of Miley Cyrus' VMA appearance.
Warner Bros executives asked if they’ve ever seen Daredevil 23 Aug 2013 | 05:09 pm
As Ben Affleck was confirmed as the new Batman, Warner Bros executives were inundated with copies of 2003 superhero movie, Daredevil.
Russia backs Syria chemical weapons probe unless used on homosexuals 23 Aug 2013 | 03:49 pm
Russia has backed the UN's calls to inspect a site of alleged chemical weapons use, unless Syrian authorities confirm they were used only on homosexuals.
Morons actually believed furniture stores 23 Aug 2013 | 03:18 pm
Large numbers of morons actually believe the bright red shop signs that say 90% off, it emerged today.
Bradley Manning wishing he’d just shot an unarmed black teenager 21 Aug 2013 | 09:18 pm
Bradley Manning was today jailed for 35 years for leaking classified documents to the Wikileaks website, before admitting he wished he'd just got his kicks shooting black kids.
Australia’s Darren Lehmann is a ‘blatant loser’ insists Stuart Broad 21 Aug 2013 | 01:53 pm
England bowler Stuart Broad has called on fans to make Australian coach Darren Lehmann 'cry' over his 'blatant loss' of the Ashes.
75 year-olds promise to try and cut down on racism when on jury duty 21 Aug 2013 | 01:22 pm
As the government announced people aged 75 can sit on juries, many of them promised they will try not to put all black people in prison straight away.
Fracking ‘perfectly safe’, insists 90 metre lizard demon unleashed from Hell 20 Aug 2013 | 06:30 pm
Fracking is a safe cost effective way to meet Britain’s energy demands for the future, according to an as yet unclassified lizard type creature from the ninth circle of Hell.
Arsene Wenger joins nation in not giving tiniest shit about Alan Pardew’s feelings 20 Aug 2013 | 06:27 pm
Arsenal's Arsene Wenger this morning spoke of his confusion as to why Newcastle manager Alan Pardew believed his feelings are somehow important.
Middleton family criticised for lack of Instagram filters 20 Aug 2013 | 05:48 pm
The first official photographs of Prince George appear to be completely free from any Instagram filters, a concerned nation revealed today.
