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The Ass Ache 27 May 2013 | 11:48 pm
Almost every morning I wake up with my ass on fire* courtesy of Eric. It’s because we fall asleep like this… Every night we go to sleep face to feet so we can rub each other’s feet and tushies while w...
Not Even I Can Make Public Urination Cool 9 May 2013 | 12:26 am
I used to really be able to take it*… But a few weeks ago I realized that I’m not longer able to hang…. I never thought of myself as getting older, but the fair proved me wrong…yes, the very same fair...
No Guns No Ketchup 26 Apr 2013 | 08:41 pm
One of the only reasons I think I keep my kids around is because they amuse the fuck out of me…. Most of the time they’re whining and demanding things like food and drink and thus causing me to hide o...
Where Are My Boobies? 12 Apr 2013 | 02:06 pm
Not mine… Let me assure you that my own boobies are firmly resting right by my belly button… Unless your reading this while I’m sleeping, in which case they’re on my sides, since I tend to sleep on my...
Playing Old School 12 Apr 2013 | 01:01 am
I’ll be the first to admit that my kids are little techies. Always wanting to use the computers, the mp3 players, our iPhones, whatever they can get their grubby little hands on… And Brooke, though sh...
Break Ups and Vaginas 26 Mar 2013 | 12:50 pm
So it’s obvious that I haven’t been around much… Honestly, I’ve been planning to break up with you… But believe me, it’s not you…it’s me… I’ve just been so tired and stressed and blah blah blah…. We’r...
Why Kids Are Assholes-Part Five 27 Feb 2013 | 02:59 pm
All I want is to sleep is peace…. All day long my day is filled with requests from the little people that live here…get me milk! I want a banana! Now can I have a cookie? I’m still hungry, I want a c...
The Big Bug 19 Feb 2013 | 02:34 pm
As you all remember, my husband and kids have all been sick as fuck the last few weeks and I’m just starting to get my shit back together… And when Eric was sick that pretty much made me his little bi...
No, I Am Not Dead 12 Feb 2013 | 12:08 pm
In two weeks I’ve showered five times. The hair on my legs was so long I could braid it. Small animals could have nested in Veronica…yes, she was that funky…last time Eric visited there he got lost… I...
Effective Birth Control For Your Four Year Old 1 Feb 2013 | 10:22 pm
Hope got married a few weeks ago at preschool. I know, I was surprised too, but both her and JJ planned it out, she wanted to wear one of her pretty dresses to school the day of the ceremony and JJ sh...
