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There's an Aryan in my kitchen. 23 Jun 2013 | 02:36 am
Paula Deen and her latest admittance to using racial slurs has now reached a higher level of intrigue. Paula Deen for those of you who are not aware, is not a platinum album selling rap artist. A ca...
As Dumb as a Shovel 30 Nov 2012 | 07:01 am
There was a time when mankind was capable of great things. Columbus sailed the ocean blue and discovered new lands, Einstein had his theory of relativity and Bill Gates made the computer. But alas I ...
Royalty on Display 15 Sep 2012 | 05:59 pm
Everyone by now has heard about the chaos the naked photos of the Duchess of Cambridge have caused the royal family. The royal family has in fact sued the publisher of the photos for breach of privacy...
Pin the tail on the house wife.... 8 Jan 2012 | 06:05 am
As any dog owner can attest, it is possible to know how your pet is feeling by looking at their tail. For those of you who do not have dogs "Tails" are usually located at the rear end of the dog - th...
Christmas Trees and the PC Police 24 Dec 2011 | 06:25 am
"Psst hey buddy - wanna buy a Christmas Tree?" A shadowy figure beckoned to me from the alleyway. Usually having any interaction with men in alleyways was never a recommended practice - let alone on ...
This site is OCCUPIED! 15 Dec 2011 | 11:37 am
The occupy movement has packed up their tents and gone back to sleeping in their parents' basement. Has anything even changed as a result of their actions? The simple answer is no! I think the "occup...
Is Santa Claus a bad example??? 2 Dec 2011 | 01:56 pm
There was a recent post in the British Medical Journal that blamed Santa Claus for the rise in childhood obesity, smoking, drinking etc. I have included the link below if you want to read more about i...
Why Jesus Christ does not have an I Phone... 14 Nov 2011 | 07:09 am
I saw Jesus the other day and he was furious. I don't think I've ever seen him this angry. Even all the sodomizing that the Vatican did never evoked this type of response. "That's it I've F*##@#* had...
How the Horn of Africa is helping save a Hollywood salon from destruction. 24 Aug 2011 | 02:45 am
It truly is amazing what can happen when people band together for a common cause. This was clearly seen this past weekend in regards to the threatened closure of one of Hollywood's most famous salons....
Crazy Christians Copy Crucified Christ 23 Apr 2011 | 03:01 am
Today is Good Friday and for the great mass of unwashed heathens, or Muslim readers who frequent this blog let me explain the significance of this day. Good Friday as the people at Wikipedia explain i...
