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Measuring Up 22 Jan 2013 | 07:02 pm
Last night, I did something today that I haven’t done in years. I went to a large shopping mall. As a child, I hated shopping malls because my mom and aunt would force me to sit around and do nothing ...
Cone Head Sundae 10 Oct 2012 | 11:46 am
“I don’t love you anymore,” my boyfriend of two years said, as I put my spoon into the face of my Friendly’s Cone Head Sundae™. This did not compute. Even Satan himself could not break up with his gir...
Quick Bite: Happy Friday the 13th 14 Apr 2012 | 10:21 am
I’m not calling anyone out since I work with this person professionally…but…if you confess to this publicly, your sins might be forgiven. At a meeting today… Sales Guy: Hey, you should call your mom...
The Sega Saga 15 Mar 2012 | 02:26 pm
As a kid, I was a video game junky with no access to video games. Even though I had developed some business savvy at a young age to fuel my once-a-week arcade experience, I was still too young and bro...
Television 24 Jan 2012 | 02:22 pm
The first television I ever saw was the decrepit black and white Zenith we kept in the middle of the combination living room/bedroom that my grandmother and I shared growing up. It was the only televi...
Everything I Learned About Being a Professional Artist, I Learned in 4th Grade 3 Jan 2012 | 08:27 pm
Although I create a fair amount of my own independent art, I’m a producer at a commercial company where we offer video, animation and design services for hire. Due to the nature of this business, I of...
No More God Damns 10 Dec 2011 | 09:43 am
I recently finished the rough draft of a manuscript for an “American Goulash” book. I mentioned it on Facebook because I was excited to be in the very beginning stages of the loooooong road of publish...
Vashington 8 Nov 2011 | 07:05 pm
I don’t lie to my mother – I omit the truth sometimes. This particular truth omission revolved around a little place called Seattle, where I was scheduled to attend a large gaming convention. Since my...
Glowsticks for Food 28 Sep 2011 | 03:06 pm
It’s always bothered me how my mother and grandmother are treated in retail establishments because of their accents. As a result, I’ve always been the one to have to “take it up with the manager” or “...
Milk Bath 17 Jun 2011 | 12:33 am
(*apologizes to my cousin in advance who will probably get really mad at me for writing this. But it’s funny an educational! Don’t kill me. *) “My back is killing me,” my cousin said as she placed he...
