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Laughter Quotes 2 Aug 2012 | 10:00 pm
Laughter brightens the soul and removes the winter from the human face. Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. -Arnold Glasow The human race has only one really effective weapon, and that'...
Sympathy Quotes and Sayings 18 May 2012 | 03:04 am
Sympathy is a supporting atmosphere, and in it we unfold easily and well. I know you're stunned by sadness, I too is in deep mourning. When someone you love becomes a memory, the memory becomes a tr...
Mothers Day Quotes and Sayings 9 May 2012 | 04:25 am
If she ever asked what you got her for mother's day give her a really big hug or tell her how much love you have for her. The key to heaven lies beneath your mother’s feet. When you are a mother, yo...
Funny Facebook Quotes 30 Apr 2012 | 04:18 am
The thing that we are trying to do at facebook, is just help people connect and communicate more efficiently. Mark Zuckerberg I’m not addicted to Facebook i just have an addiction to Facebook. Is th...
Funny Women Quotes 26 Dec 2010 | 04:14 pm
A man chases a woman until she catches him. ~American Proverb To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize on them is infinitely worse. I hate women because they always know where things are. ...
Funny Movie Quotes 26 Jan 2010 | 05:45 am
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I. Bill Murray (What about Bob) You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater. Mike Myers (Austin Powers: Goldmember) “Dem...
Intelligence Quotes And Sayings 11 Jan 2010 | 03:01 am
Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. Salvador Dali Knowledge is often mistaken for intelligence. This is like mistaking a cup of milk for a cow. - Unknown The ability to focus atte...
Funny Golf Quotes 11 Jul 2009 | 06:03 pm
Golf is like a love affair. If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. (Arthur Daley) When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will vi...
Marriage Quotes and Sayings 9 Jul 2009 | 04:49 am
Never get married in the morning, because you never know who you'll meet that night. Three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering. Love is a temporary insanit...
College Quotes and Sayings 20 Jun 2009 | 04:22 am
Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - Anonymous A college is a place where pebbles are polished and diamonds dimmed. - Robert Ingersoll College is a refuge from hasty ju...
