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Lottery Windfall 31 Jul 2012 | 09:03 pm
A woman buys a lottery ticket for a dollar. She wins the lottery and goes to the counter to claim her winnings. The man behind the counter verifies the woman's ticket number and she says: I want my $2...
Will Power Problem 31 Jul 2012 | 08:57 pm
Lori, the pert and pretty nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in the hospital where she worked. Doctor, you must help me, she pleaded. It's gotten so that every time I date one of the y...
Last Wish 31 Jul 2012 | 08:50 pm
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the counter. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, ...
Chocolate Cake 31 Jul 2012 | 08:46 pm
There was a piece of chocolate cake in the fridge and a note from my girl, Don't eat me. Now there's an empty plate and a note, Don't tell me what to do.
Car Problem 30 Jul 2012 | 05:58 pm
A woman came home one day and told her husband: Honey, the car won't start, but I know what the problem is. Her husband asked her what it was and she told him it had water in the injectors. The husban...
Wrong Idea 30 Jul 2012 | 05:53 pm
Mr. White, the biology teacher at a posh suburban girls' school, asked during class: Miss Smith, would you name the organ in the human body that, under the appropriate conditions, expands to six times...
Greatest Hitter in World 30 Jul 2012 | 05:51 pm
A little boy was overheard talking to himself as he strutted through the backyard, wearing his baseball cap and toting a ball and bat: I'm the greatest hitter in the world, he announced. Then, he toss...
K-9 to the Rescue 30 Jul 2012 | 05:48 pm
A blonde returned home from work and was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She called the police immediately to report the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the cha...
Chocolate Chip Cookies 30 Jul 2012 | 05:45 pm
An old man is lying on his death bed. With only hours to live, he suddenly notices the scent of chocolate chip cookies coming from the kitchen. With his last bit of energy, the old man pulls himself o...
Naked Gambling 30 Jul 2012 | 05:43 pm
Two casino dealers are at the craps table when a cute blonde comes over and says: I want to bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice. But, if you don't mind, I'd I feel much luckier if I were complete...
