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Deal with the Real 28 Feb 2013 | 12:12 pm
I was all set to run the table on this blog challenge days ago when real life came crashing in. I found out my brother was suddenly feeling very strange and described stoke-like symptoms; dizziness, ...
Fat Fact or Pulp Fiction?Y 25 Feb 2013 | 11:59 pm
You climb and climb yet never get anywhere -seems like real life to me. This is a reprint of my comeback post announcing my return from, well... How does one explain three months absent from here no...
Confucious say 25 Feb 2013 | 12:19 am
And more cases of reverse plagiarism: Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with one ch...
Absurd 24 Feb 2013 | 01:49 am
Coulda happened, people. Of course, if it had happened (McCain wins then dies) it would fit better under a 'Cataclysm' prompt than WWFC's actual prompt for today. Also I wouldn't be posting absurdit...
I HAD to 23 Feb 2013 | 12:12 am
I'm not going to publish the first post I wrote for today's Compulsion prompt. It was ominously called 'Slave, know your master' and ran on at length about how we're really just running our individua...
The last train 21 Feb 2013 | 11:26 pm
And, the three men I admire most: the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost, they... Caught the last train for the coast the day the music died and they were singing 'bye bye -mother f*ck*rs!' Well th...
The other shoe 20 Feb 2013 | 11:58 pm
I've got a tip for life for ya's; Here it comes... Whenever the first shoe is good, don't get happy until the other one is dropped.-chances are it's covered in doodie. No matter how good any fresh p...
Fake Girlfriends FOR SALE 26 Jan 2013 | 12:19 am
She might be immobile and non- communicative, but on the upside she can't leave you and won't ever give you any lip. As if Fakebook wasn't fake enough, now you can purchase a fictitious girlfriend to...
The Hobble; An Unexpected Gurney 10 Jan 2013 | 09:43 am
Either the Great Eye of Sauron, or a hobbit butt after he's had his first Taco Bell. How does one explain three months absent from here not writing one damn thing since before Halloween it's not beca...
Did Sleeping Beauty sleep on duty? 9 Oct 2012 | 11:11 am
It's never good to sleep on duty; but it's better than sleeping on doodie. Too bad he was in the steam shovel. If it was an earth-mover then he'd be a bull-dozer. Get it? To be able to sleep ...
