Raspberry Smoothie 26 Aug 2013 | 03:30 pm

Why the hell can't you find a Prince video on Youtube? I smell lawyers! I was eating like hell At the Taco Bell, Enchiladas and a large ice tea. Shouldn’t eat like that; it was makin’ me fat 'Cause....

More Ways to Make More Time for More Exercise 22 Aug 2013 | 03:30 pm

• On January 1st of each year, pay all of your bills for the entire year. • Instead of wasting time doing laundry, invest in industrial-sized barrel of Fabreeze. • When working a sudoku puzzle, just...

Cheers to You 19 Aug 2013 | 03:30 pm

Being overweight in the world today Can really get you down. Eating to mask all your worries, It’ll really make you frown. Wouldn’t you like change your ways? Sometimes you want to go… Where everybo...

The Bite Not Taken 15 Aug 2013 | 03:30 pm

You Can Call Me Jack 12 Aug 2013 | 03:30 pm

A man steps on the scale, He says, “Why am I soft in the middle now? Why am I soft in the middle? Losing weight is so incredibly hard! I need a body-intervention, I want a rejuvenation! Don’t want ...

Healthiness Is... 8 Aug 2013 | 03:30 pm

...eating French fries that haven't been French-fried. ...lifting a child without back going a ka-poing ...a worn-out pair of running shoes ...having a "cheat day" and not cheating ...parking in t...

The Cat in the Fat Comes Back 5 Aug 2013 | 03:30 pm

“I know some good games We could play,” Said the Jack. “I know some new tricks,” Said the Jack in the Fat. “A lot of good tricks. I will show them to you. Your weight might go down If you do as I...

It's Enough to Make You Scream... 1 Aug 2013 | 03:30 pm

Kill the Girth 29 Jul 2013 | 03:30 pm

From “The Not-So-Little Mermaid”… Here I see you, Sitting there at the buffet. You don’t got a lot to say, You’ve just finished eating. Yeah, you don’t know why But now it’s dieting you’ll try ...

Jack and Coke (and BlogHer) 24 Jul 2013 | 10:58 pm

Bartender: Hey, Jack. The usual? Jack: Yeah, a “Me and Coke”. Bartender: Ha! You oughta talk to that dude over there; he ordered a “Jack and Me.” Jack: Hey, buddy. You look familiar. Are you… are y...