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Kicking, Screaming, Etc. 7 Apr 2010 | 01:01 pm
First, I'm alive. My limbs are still attached, my obituary is still a half-finished Word document1 and I'm still here, subsisting largely on the kind of cellophane-wrapped mistakes that can only be pu...
Figure Hating 24 Feb 2010 | 04:35 am
"I studied theatre in college and took enough of the required classes -- things like "Stage Makeup", "Advanced Stage Makeup" and "We Get It, You Can Paint Your Face to Look Like a Bluebird" -- to wrap...
P.S. 12 Feb 2010 | 04:12 pm
Wow, I had no idea that everyone apparently majored in Dog Feeding, which sounds infinitely more valuable than my own Theatre degree. Thank you guys for all of the tips and suggestions after yesterday...
Crunch & Munch 11 Feb 2010 | 05:06 am
Four. It's not even noon and I've already vacuumed four times, not counting the Dirt Devil's victory lap around the bar stools after it sucked up the final nugget of dog food. Pigpen the Boxerbeast i...
A Flat Chest & A Fake ID 6 Feb 2010 | 06:31 am
As for the Super Bowl, let's ignore the teams and look at the cities they're representing in Miami. I've never had the pleasure of visiting Indianapolis, but I've heard that it's the prettiest shade o...
A Word From Our Sponsors 4 Feb 2010 | 04:03 pm
1) I'm not sure how or why I ended up wedged between the sofa cushions like an errant Cheez-It long enough to watch CBS's Best Super Bowl Commercials of the Decade. For an excruciatingly long hour, ho...
The Bob Seger Song Title Goes Here 2 Feb 2010 | 04:40 pm
I'm a month into training for my own twenty-six (point two) mile crampfest -- Nashville's Country Music Marathon -- and I'm increasingly apprehensive as I cross each day off the calendar. Distance run...
Daily Double 20 Jan 2010 | 09:23 am
I spent a solid chunk of the weekend with my face buried in Douglas Coupland's Microserfs, a book that I snagged from the $3.99 post-Christmas clearance table at Borders. It's about a group of coders ...
Christmas. With a Bullet. 9 Jan 2010 | 08:50 am
So Epiphany was this week, which is historically the day when people remove their Christmas decorations unless they're unspeakably lazy or unspeakably Southern. Where I live it's not uncommon to turn ...
This Will Be Our Year 6 Jan 2010 | 05:59 pm
Well hello, 2010. We're five days in and you still have that new year smell. Things are going well so far, save for this morning's inexplicable four a.m. nosebleed which was quite possibly the worst t...
