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Ladies, Your Dream Men Are Here 30 Oct 2012 | 03:03 pm

It's pretty much an established fact that women can get laid whenever they damn well please. As Jerry Seinfeld so eloquently put it, "Women are in charge of sex. If men were in charge of sex, women wo...

Never Underestimate the Power of the Finger Smoothie 30 Oct 2012 | 03:00 pm

So I'm out last night after work and I run into the Kenette v2002. She, recognizing me for the hobo that I am, offered up some of her pizza and beer. And within a half hour we were on the Last Train t...

It's Tough Out There for a Gentleman 30 Oct 2012 | 03:00 pm

So I'm walking out of the mens' room yesterday at the office, and just ahead of me, walking out of the womens' room, is one of the premier office hotties. Let's call her L. Naturally, my eyes descend...

Easier Money. Or Is It? 6 Jun 2012 | 11:08 pm

I spend a lot of time, perhaps too much time, trying to think of ways to line my pockets. And by that I mean get paid for doing next to nothing. Because that's everyone's dream, is it not? I recentl...

The Type of Party I Never Seem to Get Invited To 1 Feb 2012 | 01:14 am

No idea what the ladies in this photo are doing. But, honestly, so long as they'd be willing to let me watch, I could care less.

Guest Post: Halloween Rabbit in New York City 1 Nov 2011 | 09:59 pm

A few years ago I was on a business trip in the US which included a 2 night stopover in New York before pressing on to Dallas Fort Worth. At the time I was working for an online travel company and tra...

The Business of Perversion 18 Aug 2011 | 11:04 pm

Last week, a day of seemingly endless meetings finally ended, and I found myself heading out for after-work dinner with some coworkers. Some I knew quite well; others I'd never met. But one of the lad...

And To Think He Probably Got Paid For This. Too 1 Aug 2011 | 10:57 pm

Like I always say, there's nothing better than hanging out in a bar with a couple of ladies.

Greatest Award Acceptance Speech Ever 9 Jul 2011 | 01:09 am

If you can get past the Paris Hilton bullshit, you will witness the single greatest acceptance speech in the history of televised award shows. Better yet, just forward it to 2:15 for the magic.

The Summer That I Was the Hulk 21 Jun 2011 | 10:09 pm

There was a time when the only music to this fool's ears was the sound of chirping twentysomething girls in crowded bars, sloppily kissing their female pals for the camera and engaging in that time-ho...

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