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End Of The Road 28 May 2009 | 07:01 pm

"This blog started just over four years ago, when some construction guys outside my house said something I found kind of funny. Four years later, there's more construction outside my house, but I hav...

At An Anti-War Protest (Because The Pen Is Mightier Than The Sword?) 24 Apr 2009 | 12:16 pm

Guy: "Do you have a pen?" Girl: "No, I don’t. Sorry. I’m a bad protester. I have a Kleenex, though." OVERHEARD BY MK

Guy In Dunkin' Donuts Sayin' Hi To His Friends 21 Apr 2009 | 07:01 pm

"Trying to stay young and beautiful, but it ain't workin' out." OVERHEARD BY MARC

'Maybe Harvard, Maybe Notre Dame. We Wanna Stay In The Area' 20 Apr 2009 | 07:01 pm

Girl 1: "Rebecca and I have to go to college together." Boy: "Where are you going?" Girl 1: I don't know. Somewhere near LA." Girl 2: "Yeah, we're going to go to UC Santa Cruz or something." OVERHEAR...

'That's What I Like About It' 17 Apr 2009 | 07:01 pm

Girl 1, On 41 Bus: "She has a nice butt." Girl 2, On 41 Bus: "But she has no butt." OVERHEARD BY ANDREW

Extreme Autographs 16 Apr 2009 | 04:24 am

Guy Outside Ben Folds Concert: "It's too bad he didn't sign my dick. That would be awesome. I'd never wash it." OVERHEARD BY STEVE

As Opposed To The Normal Kind 10 Apr 2009 | 07:01 pm

Woman On 33rd At Clement: "This is not your run-of-the-mill apocalypse." OVERHEARD BY EMILY

Heavily Pierced Dude And Frat-Looking Guy Make Plans For, Um... 9 Apr 2009 | 07:01 pm

Frat Guy: "So, are you going to wear a diaper?" Heavily Pierced Dude: "I'm not sure yet. I might." OVERHEARD BY MEGAN

Disgruntled Customer Ranting About Online Banking 9 Apr 2009 | 12:53 pm

"I don't trust ‘em in person, so why bank online? I’m gonna stay a dinosaur.” OVERHEARD BY TIM K

Overheard In A Dressing Room 2 Apr 2009 | 07:01 pm

Woman: "Oh shoot, my tattoo is all gross again. I don't think I'll be showing it off tonight." OVERHEARD BY TASNICKER

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