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Cynicism & Insults 10 Mar 2007 | 01:22 am

Thank you for not annoying me more than you do.If I throw a stick, will you go away?Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given...

Cynicism & Insults 9 Mar 2007 | 08:22 pm

Thank you for not annoying me more than you do.If I throw a stick, will you go away?Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given...

Quotations for St. Valentines Day 9 Feb 2007 | 03:10 am

Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths, No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a qaurter of a century.-Mark Twain “To-morrow is Saint Val...

Quotations for St. Valentines Day 8 Feb 2007 | 10:10 pm

Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths, No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a qaurter of a century.-Mark Twain “To-morrow is Saint Val...

Sarcastic Responses 16 Jan 2007 | 10:53 am

1. At the movies:When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here...2. In the bus:A heavy lady wearing poi...

Sarcastic Responses 16 Jan 2007 | 05:53 am

1. At the movies:When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here...2. In the bus:A heavy lady wearing poi...

Quotes & Quotations 4 Jan 2007 | 05:36 am

• Women aren't that bad, but wives...! • Your lucky number is 6478389077163. Watch for it everywhere. • If I wanted to hear from an ass, I would fart. • I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest ...

'The Simpsons' Quotes 4 Jan 2007 | 05:06 am

“Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.”-Matt Groening, "Life in Hell"“Ah, sweet pity. Where would my lo...

Quotes by William Shakespeare 4 Jan 2007 | 04:59 am

“A wretched soul,bruised with adversity,We bid be quiet when we hear it cry; But were we burdened with like weight of pain, As much or more we should ourselves complain.” -William Shakespeare “Action ...

Quotes by George Bernard Shaw 4 Jan 2007 | 04:55 am

“A day's work is a day's work, neither more nor liess, and the man who does it needs a day's sustenance, a night's repose and due leisure, whether he be painter or ploughman.” -George Bernard Shaw “A ...

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