Dance Moms Missing Persons Report 15 Feb 2013 | 08:46 pm

As we pan to Abby’s sleepy little studio, Brooke is walking through the door to practice.  Abby berates her for not already having her hair in a bun.  BAG LADY.  I love the way Abby’s jowls shake when...

There. Get Off My Back, Robin. Dance Moms. 13 Feb 2013 | 12:20 am

I receive a slew of messages asking demanding more Dance Mom recaps.  Shout out to Robin, my good friend and reality trash buddy! Dance. Moms.  First, let me explain myself on the lack of recaps.  On...

Excuse Me 12 Feb 2013 | 12:42 am

File this under: Did that just really fucking happen? Yesterday was Drunk Bitch Sunday. For those of you not in the loop, it's a thing with my girlfriends. Men are rarely invited. During DBS, we dri...

This Is Not The Face Of An Angel 29 Jan 2013 | 11:42 pm

This guy is a total asshole. Don’t look into his pretty hazel eyes.  Don’t be fooled.  He is a top notch fuckwad.  Looks cozy, doesn’t he?  Gonna take a morning nap, Hector?  Takin’ a nap?  A little ...

Tuesday Random Upheaval 5 Dec 2012 | 03:35 am

I’m not dead.  Nope.  Still alive, just added another friendly task to my list.  Sixth Grade Boys Basketball Coach.  I have a whistle, a dry erase board, and a leather organizer.  And cones.  I did pu...

Pussyfooting Around 13 Nov 2012 | 03:20 am

Strange conversations.  My life is full of them.  It does not escape me that it could quite possibly be me. My foot hurts.  Horribly so.  It’s been hurting for about a year, but the pain is becoming ...

Detoxing It Up 5 Nov 2012 | 09:11 pm

Dear Pinterest, Thanks for always being there with weird, wacky, glittery, beautiful, and outlandish--- sometimes useful activities for me to try. Love, Summer Detox Bath.  How many of us pinned t...

Boo! 31 Oct 2012 | 10:13 pm

Happy Halloween.  Happy Samhain.  Good All Hallows.  Happy Harvest Festival.  Etc.  Etc. Since becoming a parent almost 12 years ago, Halloween is my favorite holiday.  The air is always electric.  I...

Wordless Wednesday 25 Oct 2012 | 01:35 am

Hello Turbulent Tuesday 23 Oct 2012 | 09:22 pm

Tuesday’s child was not full of grace.  It was full of crazy, but that’s pretty much every morning here at The Circus. This is what serenaded me as I readied for work this morning.  Big thanks to Buk...