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Oh Hello There 30 Nov 2011 | 06:08 pm
Been while... I'm not sure if anyone will comment because it's been so long. Let me assure you of a few things: we are still drunk, we are still assholes, and we are still...um...drunk! I (Bird Shit) ...
Repost If You Like 12 Aug 2011 | 12:30 am
Ama-blah reposted this the other day on Facebook: Someone once said, "There comes a time in your life, when you walk away from all the drama and people who create it. You surround yourself with peopl...
Can You Hear Me Now? 11 Aug 2011 | 12:30 am
This past weekend poor Grandpa lost his hearing aids. He puts them in all sorts of weird places and never remembers where. He says to me "I either put them in the butter dish or my glasses case"...cau...
BINGO 10 Aug 2011 | 12:48 am
A couple of weekends ago we decided to join Grandpa at Senior Citizens and play Bingo. We figured we would stroll in there and win all the money from those ancient bastards. We were wrong...so very wr...
It's BAAAAAAAAACK 30 Jul 2011 | 07:24 am
My work recently took away Facebook, blogger, and a bunch of other websites that keep me distracted from doing actual work. They also asked Well, I discovered today that they are no longer blocked. It...
The Greatest Day in History 9 Jul 2011 | 02:00 am
Today is the day Baby Caca and I were born!!! Some say our birth was 2nd only to that of Jesus himself. Let's think about that shall we: Bird Shit + Baby Caca = 2 Jesus + 0 = 1 It's simple math, WE...
You've Been Warned 8 Jul 2011 | 01:00 am
Something is happening tomorrow...here's a hint: Wombmates Twincesses Drinking Buddies Twinado Dynamic Duo Best Friends Kisses... ...and Hugs Soul Mate Partner in Crime
This Buds For You, America!!! 7 Jul 2011 | 02:36 pm
I really believe sometimes I should be a professional photographer. The picture below was taken from my cell phone, but I still think it captures the essence of what it means to be an American: I kno...
Truss Gang 1 Jul 2011 | 08:01 am
It all started out with an innocent friend request on facebook and ended up helping me join a gang. This ain’t some bullshit b*tch gang, we’re way hardcore. Like we talk about tasing ourselves and bak...
So...How Ya Been? 28 Jun 2011 | 01:25 pm
Wedding Season - Over Baby Shower Season - Over Relay for Life Events - Over Are you sensing a common theme here? Shit's OVER!!! I finally have some free time again. Not sure how I feel about it th...
