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Fuck You Friday: "It's Cold" Edition 18 Jan 2013 | 08:53 pm

Welcome back to your weekly therapy session, also known as Fuck You Friday! If you're new around here, each Friday (for the most part) readers fill the comments section with things that have royally p...

Fuck You Friday: Holiday Edition 4 Jan 2013 | 10:06 am

Have you missed Fuck You Friday the past couple weeks? I have. But no longer, because here it is mofos! If you're anything like me, the holidays bring along enough shit to fuel a million Fuck-You-Frid...

10 reasons why you never got a phone interview 1 Jan 2013 | 02:33 am

Today's post is for the academics in the crowd, especially academics seeking employment on the tenure track. Prepare for some tough love folks, because I'm about to tell you why (as a search committee...

Fuck You Friday: Asshole edition 30 Nov 2012 | 11:25 pm

Welcome back to F.U. Friday, your weekly (okay, sometimes I get too busy, sorry) place to rant and rave about anything that has pissed you off over the past week. This week, my rage is aimed toward a...

Fuck You Friday: Academic edition 16 Nov 2012 | 09:45 pm

Holy mother-of-pearl, it's time for Fuck You Friday once again -- your safe haven for spewing fucks at anything that pissed you off this week! Alternatively, feel free to share anything that you've to...

Fuck You Friday: Weather awesomeness edition 9 Nov 2012 | 07:58 pm

Welcome back to Fuck You Friday, your weekly place to vent, rant, and rave about anything and everything that pissed you off this week. My guess is that anyone on the east coast is still dishing out ...

Hurricane Sandy Survival Guide 28 Oct 2012 | 09:48 pm

Last year I threw together a hurricane survival guide for Irene. Due to my guide's high awesomeness factor and the countless lives it saved, the guide still holds true for those of you who are about t...

Fuck You Friday: Athletic edition 26 Oct 2012 | 09:20 pm

Welcome back to Fuck You Friday (FYF), your weekly place to "release the Kraken!" Since FYF was skipped last week (due to my new baby), I expect to see some serious venting and verbal F-age to amelior...

When the father of a 3-day-old baby tries to write a blog post... 22 Oct 2012 | 02:51 am

ZOMG IT FINALLY HAPPENED! I'M A FATHER! DR. CYNICISM HAS A NEWBORN BABY BOY! HE SHOT OUT OF MY WIFE'S UTERUS AND HE'S SO CUTE AND NEW AND CUTE, DID I MENTION CUTE AND NEW?! OMG! oh my god Kinda tired...