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Funny Sayings Page 1 6 Jan 2012 | 06:30 am
I Brake For No Apparent Reason. Unknown Feel free to use anything, except my spouse & my toothbrush...I mean it about the toothbrush. A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neith...
Funny One Liners 12 Mar 2011 | 08:01 pm
That's the secret to life… replace one worry with another. When God asks what you’ve done with your life, try not to say “Didn’t you read my statuses?” Always believe in God. Because there are some ...
Funny Sayings Page 19 2 Dec 2009 | 08:22 pm
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. Erica Jong Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. Henry Lawson I don't know h...
Funny Sayings Page 18 9 Nov 2009 | 08:18 pm
After 30, a body has a mind of its own. Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey! He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough. Lao Tsu The e...
Friends Sayings 14 Aug 2009 | 10:57 pm
Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. ---Sicilian Proverb A Friend is someone who knows all about you and loves you anyway!!! ---- Author Unknown Best friends listen to what ...
Cute Sayings 14 Aug 2009 | 10:55 pm
If you love someone tell them, because hearts are often broken bywords left unspoken. Suicide is away of telling God, You can’t fire me I quit !!!!! Life is tough, get a helmet Love those who love ...
Wise Sayings 14 Aug 2009 | 10:53 pm
Beauty is truth, truth beauty" - that is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know. ----John Keats Simplicity and straight forwardness and not intelligence, lead to happiness. The heart of a foo...
Smart Sayings 14 Aug 2009 | 10:50 pm
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. Take my advice — I'm not using it. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said t...
Beach Sayings 14 Aug 2009 | 10:48 pm
Here is a collection of best Beach Sayings and Quotes. Enjoy.... A real friend is someone who takes a winter vacation on a sun-drenched beach and does not send a card. -----Farmer’s Almanac The cure...
Funny Sayings Page 17 7 Jul 2009 | 05:55 pm
There is nothing wrong with making love with the light on. Just make sure the car door is closed. George Burns Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, a smile, and a grateful hear...
