Sick Daytime TV Memories (literally sick, not like urban “That’s sick, dawg!”) 4 Jun 2013 | 02:10 am

I’ve been sick all weekend. Not like, “Dawg, that’s sick,” but like literally sick. Not that I’d ever say, “Dawg, that’s sick.” I’m much less urban than my online presence gives off (and I’d much rath...

#Chemocation: Cha Cha Trigger 23 May 2013 | 08:19 am

To everyone else it’s just another night. A friend is DJing, of course I’ll be there. My community of friends that I regularly see will be there. Drinks. Good music. Happiness. Just another night? For...

Trapped in the Rubble of Adulthood 11 May 2013 | 12:07 am

There’s this woman that was rescued alive from the rubble of the Bangladesh building that collapsed 17 days ago. I repeat, she was rescued alive after 17 days! Like, what could she have possibly done ...

The Kidnapping of H. Alan Scott Starring H. Alan Scott 8 May 2013 | 03:09 am

I always wanted to be kidnapped. Not like literally kidnapped, but like, fun kidnapped, you know? Of course as a kid I didn’t understand the severity of a kidnapping (I know now, thank you… sort of). ...

#Chemocation: Cancer House Guest 29 Mar 2013 | 08:40 pm

H. Alan Scott (@HAlanScott) has cancer and can’t stop thinking about it. It’s like cancer is a house guest that won’t get the hint to leave. Enter Cancer (@wonderfulbryan). “Cancer House Guest” is a s...

The Rubin Report 15 Mar 2013 | 01:10 am

PRESS RELEASE – #Chemocation LIVE 4 Mar 2013 | 11:07 pm

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Mind Dump – December 5th, 2012 5 Dec 2012 | 08:24 pm

When people comment on my bald head, assuming that I’ve shaved it, I correct them. As soon as they hear the word “chemo” they have an incredible “deer caught in headlights” moment. It’s a similar look...

The Real Housewives of Chemotherapy 24 Aug 2012 | 08:34 pm

I just wanted to reach for the sandwich I got before I boarded my United Airlines flight.  I reached, but the sandwich wouldn’t budge.  I’m keeping a close eye on the coffee sitting on my tray.  It’s ...

Don’t Use the “D” Word 20 Aug 2012 | 05:11 am

“So I knew this kid in high school who got cancer.  He died within the year.  He was so great!” “My Uncle had prostate cancer.  He died.” “Did you know that an estimated 360 people will die from testi...