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Regular rides free; mustache rides five dollars 11 Aug 2013 | 06:12 am
Today I bought a 1981 El Camino Super Sport. It is in wonderful, amazing, marvelous shape and I feel so lucky. For the price I paid, I thought I would get a fixer and spend three-plus years ordering p...
Peaking In, Or, What Happens in North Bend Stays in North Bend 7 Aug 2013 | 08:40 pm
HELLO. I’m SJ Alexander. You may remember me from such blogs as “Musing on Poetic Hermaphroditism,” “New Notions In Angry Cuntism,” and “Let’s See If This Fits In Sideways.” Anyway, on Sunday evening ...
I’ll see you again in 25 years 2 Aug 2013 | 07:35 pm
This morning I’m leaving with my sister to go up to North Bend, where Twin Peaks was set, for the annual meetup there. It’s kind of sad, actually, that we haven’t taken a trip together in ten years, b...
Lazy Crazy Days of Summer 24 Jul 2013 | 03:59 am
This morning I woke up and the sun was low. I worked for a while and then it popped its head up through the trees and started eating the mist in my yard, which was swirling around. The mist and air re...
Subject: Unlinking required due to to Google Penguin unnatural links penalty, domain: iasshole.org 16 Jul 2013 | 06:02 pm
So, I feel like it’s important to give people insight into what it’s like to be a fabulous, glamorous blogger. Hint: it’s a lot like being a normal person, except instead of just living your life, you...
Dear MF Diary again 16 Jul 2013 | 04:53 am
Hello!!! Today’s headline from the weekend is as follows: GOETHE RETURNS. I know, I know, I didn’t say she was gone. I was feeling super sad about the whole thing and was mourning her quietly and giv...
Revenge of Little Edie 14 Jul 2013 | 09:52 pm
Strudel was standing over me as I was making a grocery list for blueberry buckle. I never have cow milk on hand–I only cook with it. “I’m going to eat you, Mom. RAWR.” “Uh, ok,” I said. I was only h...
“May you burst like a toad” 4 Jul 2013 | 01:10 am
Summer’s in full swing here now, a little earlier than some years. Some people say summer doesn’t start until July 5th. The yard is looking really beautiful, in spite of a medium amount of benign negl...
Poop Diamond and a Tiny Open P.S. 29 Jun 2013 | 05:00 am
An old friend of mine said something to me a few months ago that really resonated with me. Hard. She’s good about that sort of thing. She can see truths right through to their heart. I don’t think she...
What Happens at the Office Before Anyone Else Comes In 29 Jun 2013 | 04:53 am
A small dog gets tired out.
