Sane Baltimore 15 Oct 2011 | 06:36 am

Last year my wife had to go to Delaware for work. I joined, because going to Delaware sounded exotic. Anyway, Delaware is as boring as its 55 MPH speed limit. It's isolated within its own despair. It ...

Sorry for being a smartypants, but is the Baltimore City Fire Department trying to make me throw away my smoke detector? 27 Sep 2011 | 09:11 am

James Taylor Somehow Made It Into This Post 5 Sep 2011 | 11:06 am

I have to say, although I didn't go to any of the Grand Prix stuff this year, I'm not a hater. In fact, judging by my Facebook/Twitter feeds, looks like as soon as the first day's crazy traffic jam en...

Just a Bunch of Clouds 30 Aug 2011 | 07:20 am

How is it that when I went to Giant a couple of days before the storm, I couldn't even find water, but now people look at their sandbags and complain this was all a scam. Politicians--from Obama to lo...

Dear Maryland Zoo, No More Giving Viagra to Your Animals! 20 Aug 2011 | 07:54 am

And it's not the first time! I'm beginning to think I'm an animal-aphrodisiac! What is it about me that makes animals so horny?

Angry Birds: Baltimore 13 Aug 2011 | 01:15 pm

Being the band-wagoner that I am, of course I had to try Angry Birds, and now I'm sold. Maybe it's a hatred of pigs or maybe it's a love of suicidal birds. Maybe it's the dumb challenge of getting the...

Baltimore Magazine's Best Of Baltimore 31 Jul 2011 | 09:00 am

Baltimore Magazine has published a Top 10 best-of list. I have a blog and I have a keyboard, so I get to have my take. Best of Baltimore 2011 | Baltimore magazine Adam Meister Love him or hate him, ...

The Zen and Art of Foursquaring 21 Jul 2011 | 06:28 pm

Is there something beyond getting discounts when it comes to Foursquare and other check-in apps? I was looking at the new Google Plus app and noticed I could see public updates from people near me. T...

The Story of Baltimore 7 Jul 2011 | 05:57 pm

It's expected--almost mandatory, that I write about the July 4th shooting of the 4-year-old kid near the Harbor. It's a problem, though. If it's mandatory to write sensationalist posts about Baltimore...

I'm a Contrarian. Hear Me Blog! 16 Jun 2011 | 10:42 am

Sure, I could have done something constructive when I had a couple of minutes to myself today, but instead I read The Sun's John McIntyre's grammatically correct blog. I'll paraphrase, for the sake of...