I PLAYED WATCH DOGS 26 Aug 2013 | 07:52 pm

Two burly men led me into a windowless room and placed a PS4 controller in my hand. "Go," they said. "Go." Thanks to Ashens for helping me remember everything that happened subsequently: http://youtu...

RAYMAN LEGENDS RAP 26 Aug 2013 | 02:02 pm

Canal boat blues 19 Aug 2013 | 12:31 am

I went for a walk and this happened. According to the sign on the boat, this band is called Black Cat Bone. Send them an appreciative email: [email protected] No official website but there's some ...

Control (Kendrick Lamar response) 17 Aug 2013 | 06:39 pm

All the cool rappers are recording angry lyrics on this beat so I decided to join in! Yay!

My Yogscast adventure 11 Aug 2013 | 03:53 pm

I wrote a song for the Yogscast, and they asked me to come to Yogtowers and film a video for it. Naturally, I accepted the invitation, and also took a special gift with me...

PLANETSIDE 2 RAP 29 Jul 2013 | 03:57 pm

THE PORN MINISTER | Letter to David Cameron 25 Jul 2013 | 12:41 am

Should David reply to my letter? Do you think David wanks? Has David ever denied being a paedophile? MP3: http://bit.ly/15JleU5

Let’s do something feztastic! – LOVEBOMB #2 25 Jul 2013 | 12:40 am

LOVEBOMBING. THE NEW TERRORISM. Can we launch an unknown gaming vlogger's career overnight?

STEAM SUMMER SALE 25 Jul 2013 | 12:39 am

WATCH DOGS RAP 12 Jul 2013 | 08:36 pm

I'm proud of this one. It hurt my face.  Get the MP3: http://bit.ly/13TrfAy