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Free eBooks 24 Aug 2013 | 06:19 pm
SO, in my ongoing attempts to draw your attention to my novel Chum, out from Tyrus books on 9/18, I’ve put together two free eBooks over one Smashwords that are either directly or tangentially connect...
I’ve Been Steampunked 21 Aug 2013 | 05:40 pm
Win ALL the things. Over at Lynn Viehl’s Toriana Blog (Lynn is the author of the Disenchanted & Co. books I created trailers for a few weeks ago) I took part in a regular “Steampunking” series where ...
Charlie O’Brien Lights a Dramatic Cigarette 21 Aug 2013 | 01:15 am
Published in the Winter 2001 issue of The Portland Review. Scene One: NO CHALLENGE TOO BIG I’m the good-looking one in the back with the gin and tonic, flushed with success and amongst friends: the ...
A Contest 20 Aug 2013 | 01:09 am
www.chumthenovel.com SO, as many of you already know, my next novel is titled “Chum” and will be published by Tyrus Books in a month (9/18/13 to be exact). So we’ve been gearing up some modest hoopla...
Sinister Horror Clichés 14 Aug 2013 | 11:15 pm
Family Hanging Out in Sinister Whenever The Duchess is out of town I do three things: I order a palette of cheeses, I make sure I have several gallons of grain alcohol on hand, and I watch awful movi...
America’s Got No Goddamn Idea: Surviving a Live Taping of America’s Got Talent 8 Aug 2013 | 02:08 am
Gaze Into the Abyss There I was, in the audience. A long story. Which I will begin now. My wife, the formidable Duchess, is a huge fan of America’s Got Talent. Me, not so much. It’s a perfectly inof...
DON’T LOOK AT ME I’m Hideous 27 Jul 2013 | 07:35 am
(This originally appeared in The Inner Swine Volume 15, Issue 2) Look at me and despair. PIGS, despite my superstar good looks and obvious gifts, I’ve never been a gadfly. When I was a kid I was kin...
Delivery & Acceptance 19 Jul 2013 | 02:05 am
NOTE: Found this on my hard drive last night. Not sure when I wrote it. Figured: Why not? THE PHONE was ringing, and I was doing my best to ignore it. I was buried under cats, four of them sleeping i...
Monday is Guitar Day 16 Jul 2013 | 01:52 am
Despite several organized protests and at least one assassination attempt, I keep on truckin’ with the awful guitar compositions. Here are more of them! BECAUSE I AM THE MAD GUITARIST WHAT BOMBS AT MI...
New Book Trailers 12 Jul 2013 | 09:09 pm
I continue to enjoy making book trailers for folks. Book trailers may not be the most necessary things in the world, but I think they’re fun and effective if done the right way. Here’s a trailer for ...
