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drugs are bad, m’kay 20 Nov 2012 | 01:19 am
Two guys were picked up by the cops for selling drugs and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said: You seem like nice young men, and I’d like to give you a second chance rather than jail ti...
Nice House 18 Nov 2012 | 07:48 pm
An office manager arrives at his department and sees an employee sitting behind his desk totally stressed out. He gives him the advice: “I went home every afternoon for two weeks and had myself pamper...
not guilty 17 Nov 2012 | 06:54 pm
A guy is put before the judges bench because he is on trial for paying a prostitute for sex. “How do you plead?” asks the judge, to the defendant. “Not Guilty, your honor.” Showing him a videotape of ...
cheap whore 16 Nov 2012 | 08:10 pm
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new watch 16 Nov 2012 | 01:38 am
While in the playground with his friend, Little Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch. “Did you get that for your birthday?” asked Little Johnny. “Nope.” replied Jimmy. “Well,...
missing husband 14 Nov 2012 | 07:43 pm
A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them hes 6 foot 2 inches tall, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody lo...
drinking at work 14 Nov 2012 | 02:27 am
1. It’s an incentive to show up. 2. It reduces stress. 3. It leads to more honest communications. 4. It reduces complaints about low pay 5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangove...
to buy a horse 13 Nov 2012 | 12:09 am
A midget with a lisp goes to a farmer to buy a horse. He looks over the horse to inspect it, and says to the farmer, “I’d like to sthee its teeth.” So the farmer picks him up to give him a view of the...
Vaseline 12 Nov 2012 | 06:40 pm
A market researcher called at a house and a young woman answered his knock with three small children running around her. He asked her if she minded replying to his questions and she agreed. He asked h...
Night Time Prayers 9 Nov 2012 | 08:54 pm
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying: “God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa.” The father didn’t quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was pr...
