Executive Decision: Worst Terrorist Movie Ever 2 Jan 2013 | 06:40 pm

5 Terrible Muslim MCs 20 Dec 2012 | 11:05 am

Written by: Hamzah Moin “May I have your attention please!” MC’s or Moderators are tasked with one of the toughest things to do on the planet: introduce the speaker or program. It usually takes a coup...

Worst Prayers Ever in Cinema and Television 12 Dec 2012 | 08:42 pm

Written and Produced by: Hamzah Moin

Palestinian Boy Gets Beaten Up After Joining Model U.N. Club 5 Dec 2012 | 08:31 pm

NEW YORK – A fight broke out yesterday at Thant Elementary School after a Palestinian boy was voted in the prestigious Model U.N. Club. “I can’t believe a fight like this broke out under my watch” sai...

Muslims Quit Protesting After Learning About Prophet’s Life 23 Sep 2012 | 01:16 am

Written by: Hamzah Moin After days of rage-fueled protesting about the shoddily made Youtube video Innocence of Muslims, Muslims around the world have unanimously agreed to go back to their daily live...

Your Average Eid 19 Aug 2012 | 12:23 pm

Written by: Hamzah Moin Eid Day 3:30am: This is it! Time for Eid! FINALLY! How I missed those Egg & Cheese Sandwiches. Why do they start serving breakfast sandwiches AFTER sahoor time? Preposterous. ...

Ask an Internet Shaykh 10 Aug 2012 | 01:26 am

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Masjid Olympics 4 Aug 2012 | 01:59 pm

Written by: Hamzah Moin Abdullah Jones: Welcome to another edition of Masjid Sports Centre. I am your co-host Abdullah Jones… Aisha Shahbaz: … and this is Aisha Shahbaz. Abdullah: Tonight we’ll be rec...

Nasty Tweets Kick Imam Off Taraweeh Rotation 28 Jul 2012 | 03:56 am

Written by: Hamzah Moin DALLAS – Past grudges culminated into an ugly social media scuffle last night when board members of Masjid Al-Taqwa were forced to remove Imam Zaheer Qadri from the Taraweeh ro...

Stupid Faces People Make When Their Cellphone Goes Off in Prayer 16 Jun 2012 | 12:13 am

Written by: Hamzah Moin “Please stand shoulder to shoulder and turn off your cellphones” I think by saying this before every prayer we in fact tune out the whole cellphone bit. Because in masjids for ...