Fruit checkup 25 Jan 2013 | 03:10 am

I received this text out of the blue one night when my mom and I were in different rooms of the same house. Hello.Just practicing texting.how many apricots have you had today

A daughter’s vices 24 Jan 2013 | 03:09 am

I’m 30 years old and in my second year of medical school. I got this email from my mother today: How is school? I hope I don’t have to worry about you drinking and smoking. Study hard,play hard. But n...

Field notes from the motherland 18 May 2012 | 05:13 am

My mother is currently visiting relatives in Taiwan and sent me the following email: Dear Jo: Here is rain everywhere, whole day, whole weeks. I don’t how long we have take it. Food is very where, h...

Seeking nice b*tches 7 May 2012 | 03:41 am

One time we were in California on a family vacation and my mom was driving around looking for a nice beach for us to hang out at.  She pulls up to a pedestrian, rolls down her window and asks, “Excuse...

Shake it 7 May 2012 | 03:39 am

For the longest time, my mom didn’t know that one line from “Hey Ya!” by Outkast goes “shake it like a polaroid picture!” Up until the time I corrected her, she’s been singing “shake it like a bowl of...

You Are What You Eat 12 Feb 2012 | 05:50 am

Mom: and today tony had a surgery ,cut some things from nect [tony is my dad, and she meant neck] Me: what? what things? Mom: meat Me: why? Mom: meat ball Me: hahahahaha so nothing bad? Mom: he ...

Happy Humping Day 19 Nov 2011 | 01:00 pm

Mom: Today I learned something new at work. Me: What’s that? Mom: What day is today? Me: Wednesday? Mom: Yes, so then? Me: I don’t get it. Mom: Wednesday is the humping day!! Halfway done work s...

Tasty Topic 14 Nov 2011 | 01:00 pm

My mom, sister and I are at the mall. Mom: Do we need to go to Hot Pocket? Sister: … You mean Hot Topic?

Facebook Chubs 8 Nov 2011 | 12:00 pm

You are a Loser 30 Oct 2011 | 11:00 am

Mom: You know that show “You Are A Loser”? Me: You mean “Biggest Loser”? Mom: Yeah that one.