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Julian Assange wears a mullet in this Australian parody rap video. 27 Aug 2013 | 09:39 pm
He sings. He dances. He wears a mullet. Also, things must be getting really boring in that Ecuadorian embassy. You have to sit through about three minutes of an Australian comedy troupe doing some s...
Barack Obama’s 2007 Q&A says he doesn’t like unilateral action. 27 Aug 2013 | 09:24 pm
Today’s Barack Obama might be plotting a Thursday air assault to pay Assad back for crossing America’s thin red line (something UN isn’t entirely sure he did now that there’s some suspicion the rebels...
DC wants the Olympics now. 27 Aug 2013 | 08:40 pm
Back in the day, I got in a lot of trouble for suggesting that Chicago, which has a tough time meeting it’s bills on a regular basis, might not be a good choice for an international sporting competiti...
How would you unsuck the Metro? 27 Aug 2013 | 05:19 am
Some years ago, Remington electric shavers used to run TV ads featuring Victor Kiam saying he liked the product so much, he bought the company. In Washington we see the opposite outcome: Our mass tra...
So, we’re probably going to bomb Syria. 27 Aug 2013 | 01:08 am
I don’t usually cover foreign policy because, admittedly, I have a grasp on foreign relations that, apparently, rivals Barack Obama’s. But it’s worth understanding that sometimes foreign policy happen...
Sarah Palin is probably not running for Senate, sorry. 27 Aug 2013 | 12:36 am
Sad news, America. Although Sarah Palin totally wants to take on Mark Begich – or, as she (and probably 1993) call him, “Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch” for his penchant for choosing questionable scho...
Obama’s NSA outside review board isn’t really “outside.” 26 Aug 2013 | 10:31 pm
The good news: the White House has picked it’s panel to review whether the NSA needlessly and wantonly spied on Americans, thus violating our Fourth Amendment privacy rights, just as the President sai...
DC gets baby panda awesomeness. 26 Aug 2013 | 09:53 pm
Here’s some rare good news: we’ve added a baby panda cub to our population. The good news: It‘s cute and may be healthy (we really don’t know a heck of a lot about panda cubs). The bad news: they to...
One GOP candidate for San Diego mayor might be a lonely Bob Filner. 26 Aug 2013 | 09:35 pm
Now that San Diego mayor Bob Filner has officially agreed to step down (though we did try one last ditch effort to protect him with the “sketchy old dudes are sketchy” defense), it’s time to begin sco...
The NSA used their spying powers to keep up with their girlfriends. 26 Aug 2013 | 09:17 pm
I could do a morning report, but there’s nothing anyone is talking about except Miley Cyrus rubbing her crotch all over a robot bear and Beetlejuice. So, basically it’s a regular Monday. And there are...
