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Proper Drug Disposal 27 Aug 2013 | 01:50 am
Or, Guess How Many Pills Are in This Bag You’re probably wondering what the hell was the matter with me to have what, at a distance, appears to be a bag of Skittles. And the fact that it does look l...
Why I Hate Shopping 20 Aug 2013 | 05:01 am
I will go clothes shopping maybe once a year because I hate it. It’s a pain in the ass, shopping is. Trying on clothes is a waste of time to me. It is not fun. 99% of what I try on doesn’t fit because...
Timeshare Realty Specialists. And Other Scam Artists. 8 Aug 2013 | 12:48 am
I’ve got a great idea for an app. It’s free for nice people, but scam artists would have to pay for the premium subscription: Let’s say you’re a timeshare scam artist. You make a call on your cell ph...
Goatalympics 2013 (Goat Thing of the Day) 22 Jul 2013 | 11:41 pm
No I’m not kidding. There are actual Goatalympics, sponsored by New Moon Farm Goat Rescue & Sanctuary (who we’ve featured in the past) up in Washington state. It’s been awhile since we had a goat thi...
Wine Road Visits Sacramento 19 Jul 2013 | 04:35 am
Have you ever wondered why chickens cross roads? And which came first: the chicken joke, or the egg joke? OK, forget that, that’s not why I called you here today. Today, I wanted to demonstrate how st...
My Listen to Your Mother Story 11 Jul 2013 | 05:14 am
As many of you know, I co-produced and co-directed the Listen to Your Mother Sacramento show on Mother’s Day. I was also one of the cast members reading my own story aloud in front of 350+ people at t...
A Slight Case of Murder-Suicide 1 Jul 2013 | 06:19 am
Did I ever tell you about the time I attempted a murder-suicide? No? Maybe because it happened JUST LAST NIGHT. I’m sitting behind the wheel at the gas station waiting for my husband (whom I shall r...
False Accusations at the X-Ray Lab 24 Jun 2013 | 10:09 pm
I’m lying on the cold table wearing underwear, socks and a robe made of grey astronauty material. The Lurch-like X-ray Lab technician darts in and out between positioning me and avoiding the life-shor...
The Animals of St. Martin 13 Jun 2013 | 12:14 am
Have you ever walked into a bar where the bartender says, “Hey, we don’t serve convicted felons,” and you open your mouth to protest only to follow his pointing finger to a dusty wall with a giant WAN...
St Martin, St Maarten and Plane Landings 28 May 2013 | 11:48 pm
So, while Junk Drawer Kathy was off gallavanting around Paris “showing her wares”, I was getting my “Bon Jour” on in the French Caribbean. On a little island known as St. Martin. Or as some weirdos ca...
