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Unacceptable Behavior 27 Aug 2013 | 10:00 pm
Outdoors | NS, Canada (My four-year-old son and I are walking home from day-care, when we have a small argument. After a moment, he takes my hand and gives it a kiss.) Me: “Thank you for that, but y...
Linguist, Translate Thyself 27 Aug 2013 | 09:00 pm
Home | Queens, NY, USA (I am 10 years old, and growing up in a bi-lingual home. We emigrated from Italy when I was three years old.) Me: *speaking Italian* “I don’t like this s***!” Mom: “Where did...
No Disorientation On The Orientation 27 Aug 2013 | 12:00 am
Home | UK (I’ve just been accepted into a university overseas that my parents didn’t know I have applied to. I am trying to tell my parents that I’ve decided to go, while they and my brother are sat ...
A New Breed Of Stupid 26 Aug 2013 | 11:00 pm
Home | Mill Hall, PA, USA (My partner and I are at home, and we have his daughter over. My partner is on the computer.) Partner: “Oh! They discovered a new animal today. It’s called the Olinguito. I...
Cooking Up Some Trouble 26 Aug 2013 | 10:00 pm
Home | Tokyo, Japan (My mother goes on a one-week trip, leaving my father on his own. I take my kid to visit him.) Grandchild: “Without Grandma here, who cooks for you?” Grandfather: “I do it mysel...
If You’re Undermining Mum’s Authority And You Know It 26 Aug 2013 | 09:00 pm
Car | England, UK (My family is on a long car ride, and my brother is poking at my sister and generally being irritating.) Sister: “Mum! He’s being annoying! Make him stop!” Mom: “Listen, [brother'...
An Animated Method Of Teaching 25 Aug 2013 | 10:00 pm
Falconry Centre | Berkshire, England, UK (The falconry centre I work at also keep a few small mammals for kids birthday parties, including three ferrets.) Customer: “Oh look, ferrets!” Customer’s S...
Unhealthy Parenting 25 Aug 2013 | 09:00 pm
Home | AB, Canada (I have been sick for almost two weeks straight, and haven’t showered in a few days, so I look pretty awful.) Mom: “I love you and you know I think you are beautiful, but man, some...
Delayed Reactions Are A Pain In The Butt 24 Aug 2013 | 10:00 pm
Home | Dayton, OH, USA Me: “I think my butt is catching up with me now.” Mom: “…what?” Me: “Oh, I mean that it’s starting to hurt, from riding my bike without the gel seat cover on it this morning....
The Rightful Hair 24 Aug 2013 | 09:00 pm
Store | Germany (I am six years old, and I’m also adopted. I’m a ginger and so is my mother; however, she’s just dyed her hair platinum blonde. My mother and I are out shopping. As we go to checkout,...
