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How WP affected me 28 May 2013 | 04:04 am

Since everybody else is doing a blog post about how they got started with WordPress, figured I might as well give up my story too. Hey, a blogger’s gotta blog. Originally, this was a story about WordP...

How to cook properly 30 Apr 2013 | 01:04 am

MAN COOK MEAT WITH FIRE Not “man show fire to meat and then eat it while it still squirts and pulses.” KILL IT DED WITH FIRE YUS “Medium rare” = “good vet could get it up on its feet in an hour or two...

The Content Factory 30 Aug 2012 | 04:54 pm

Again, you should read this webcomic.

Second email to my condo management company 14 Aug 2012 | 11:11 am

> Otto: > > Thank you for the note. Help is on the way this morning. > > Pete Howdy Pete! After walking up six flights of stairs, I’ve lost more than a little faith in your definition of “help”. … Con...

Email to my condo management company… 12 Aug 2012 | 02:16 pm

Hi! FIX THE FUCKING ELEVATOR. It’s broke. Again. Stuck on the fifth floor. For no reason whatsoever. No weather, no power outage, no nothing. This is like the fifth time in 2 months. What is so hard a...

The Pirate Bay trying to launch flying server farms… 22 Mar 2012 | 04:37 am

TPB says that they want to have their servers flying over international waters. While I’m sure that this is pretty unrealistic, though certainly do-able, if they actually get it to work then there’s ...

Text from my brother today: 9 Feb 2012 | 04:47 am

Received this from my brother. Worth a repost. Ahh the day of impending death. When we realize the mortal coil is wrapped firmly around our windpipes, choking us into oblivion. . . HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BR...

SOPA, PIPA, and the MPAA 21 Jan 2012 | 01:06 pm

I’ve been reading some of the latest comments from Chris Dodd. I find it both amusing and saddening at how despite a resounding (but momentary) loss, he still doesn’t get the underlying ideas here. He...

A brilliant insight… 9 Jan 2012 | 11:00 pm

Go Granny Advertisement 31 Dec 2011 | 12:38 pm

I would never recommend NetSol for any sort of service of any kind, but damn if they can’t make a funny parody.

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