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We Gonna Light It Up Like It’s A School Assembly… 28 May 2012 | 11:58 am

This month, The Oldest was selected as student of the month for his class. So I had the opportunity to go to school assembly to see him receive the honor. This is a school for grades kindergarten thro...

Those Pearly Whites… 21 May 2012 | 12:57 pm

I know posting has been sporadic lately. Sorry about that. I’ll try and get that back on track, but no promises. Anyway, I was given the opportunity recently to try out Oral B’s ProfessionalCare Sma...

Changing Gears Maybe… 10 May 2012 | 04:34 pm

So, hey, I’ve been thinking that I fancy myself a writer, but I don’t seem to write much. At all. So, would you mind if every so often, I throw up some word vomit here. It could be a snippet of some d...

This Just In: Kids Don’t Listen… 4 May 2012 | 04:54 pm

I know. It’s a shocker. Kids don’t listen. The other day, I getting ready to get into the shower (you’re welcome, ladies, for that visual) and I heard Steak go into the other bathroom. I tapped on th...

The Japanese Are Wacky… 30 Apr 2012 | 09:58 am

Why is it always the Japanese who seem to have the weirdest stuff? Vending machines that sell schoolgirl’s panties? Check. Weird desserts that you serve from a bucket? Check. There’s more. I won’t ...

Love Is In The Air And All That… 30 Apr 2012 | 08:46 am

Spring is coming up (for this next post) and people like to get hitched in the spring. I get that. You’ve just come out of the awfulness that is winter and the world is so full of color and vibrant an...

I’m Tired… 23 Apr 2012 | 04:54 pm

Attention: the posting flood I promised earlier has been cancelled. I’m tired and I’m going to bed. I’ll wow you some other time with my amazing feats of skill and cunning. This post, from Patrick Sa...

That’s A Lot Of Commenting… 23 Apr 2012 | 04:36 pm

I noticed this evening that since this blog was started, there have been over 5,000 comments. Geez, that is a lot. It didn’t seem like that many to me because most of my posts only get one or three co...

Heavy Posting Ahead… 23 Apr 2012 | 03:43 pm

Fair warning: I’m going to crank out a lot of posts tonight. I haven’t done much real blogging lately and it’s frustrating me because I get these great post ideas while driving and have no way to put ...

Don’t Tell Tumblr… 18 Apr 2012 | 01:03 am

This post, from Patrick Says, is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License. Possibly related posts: Tumblr Is Still Not Ready For Primetime… Hey Yo...

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