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If People Commit Su!cide Because Of Too Many Problems,..When Will My.....Maths Book Commit Su!cide?It Has Tons Of Problem! :D

What is common between INDIAN CRICKET TEAM and a Licence?.........yeh dono videsh me kaam nahi aate! :P :D

Smart idea : If a girl dosen't talk 2u on facebook,Den Jus go 2 their f@cebuk W@LL write, Why did u send me 'I LUV U' msg in my Inb0x

Boy: agar wo meri nahi huyi to main use kisi or ki bhi nahi hone dunga!!Friends: Aur agar teri ho gayi to sabki hone dega?? :-D :-P ;-)

1 bed pe 3 sardar so rahe the.3no ko jagah kam pad rahi thi.Ek sardar uthke niche so gaya,To 2no sardar bole Wapas aaja ab jagah ho gai hai.

Mai Nadaan Tha Jo Wafa Ko Talaash Karta RahaAey Doston..Yeh Bhi Na Socha Ki Meri Apni Saans Bhi Ek Din Bewafa Ban Jayegi..!

Yun Nazar Ki Baat Ki Aur Dil Chura Gaye,Andheron Ke Saye Me Dharkan Suna Gaye...Hum Toh Samjhe They Ajnabi Unko,Par Woh Hume Apna Bana Gaye.

Gehrayi pyar me ho to bewafai nahi hoti,Sache pyar me kabhi tanhai nahi hoti...Pyar jara sambhal ke karna,Pyar ke zakhm ki koi dawai nahi hoti.

Santa Banta Ki Khub Pitai Huyi.Par Q?QkiDono B'Day Party Me Muft Ka Khana Khaate Pakde GyeaurKehne Lage: Hum Ladki Walo k Taraf-Se Hai.

2 judwa bache...1 Hans k Lot Pot ho Ra tha2nd Udaas ThaDad: Tum itna Q Hans Re HoSon: Mummy ne itni thand me Dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya.

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