Wacky Wok Sponsored by Panda Express 4 Jun 2013 | 01:25 am

Senior to Skip Graduation, Hears Slides Will be Posted Online 4 Jun 2013 | 01:23 am

Op-Ed: Laugh At Yourselves, Please 4 Jun 2013 | 01:19 am

What up, flipstronauts? Graduation is upon us. As all y’all seniors finally breach the bubble and start getting paid to do things you wouldn’t otherwise spend your time doing, the Flipside has one req...

Flipside Year in Review 2012-2013 4 Jun 2013 | 01:15 am

August After reading 50 Shades of Grey, women across the nation tentatively broach the subject of light bdsm with their husbands and boyfriends. Experts calculate that if the energy of all the blood t...

Issue 150 Puzzles 4 Jun 2013 | 12:00 am

What a Year it Has Been 31 May 2013 | 09:00 pm

Late Saturday morning a dirty, disheveled figure emerged from a single in the basement of Roble. His pajamas were worn, his beard hung to his chest, and he clutched an empty, dusty beer bottle. He wal...

Employees at Carnival Built on Ancient Indian Burial Ground Getting Really Fed Up With This Shit 30 May 2013 | 09:00 pm

When Bob Rosseel broke ground for The Rockin’ Rosseel Carnival six years ago, he knew all about the legends that the area had been an ancient Cherokee graveyard. However, he didn’t put too much stock ...

Angered at Today’s Youth, MGMT Refuses to Play “Kids” 29 May 2013 | 09:00 pm

Citing Joel Stein’s recent article in Time Magazine, which derided today’s youth for being “lazy, entitled, selfish and shallow,” MGMT frontman Andrew VanWyngarden elaborated on his band’s refusal to ...

Senior Feels Unfulfilled After Quarter of Napping and Drinking 29 May 2013 | 02:49 am

Over another biweekly round of pitchers at The Treehouse, senior Tyler Henley expressed frustration towards Stanford for leaving him feeling unfulfilled as his undergraduate career comes to a close de...

Follow-up Report: Order Restored in Memphis As Grizzlies Summarily Swept from Playoffs 29 May 2013 | 02:44 am

As reported last week by the Flipside’s own western Tennessee/eastern Arkansas sports beat writer, the Memphis Grizzles franchise was in a state of disarray after an unprecedented run to the Western C...