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Potential Book Titles and Watermelon Explosions 22 Aug 2013 | 10:27 pm
I bet the best parts of writing a book are finishing it and deciding on the title. The problem with finishing it is that it takes a bunch of work. Deciding on a title doesn’t take near the time comm...
Wish You Were Here 3 Jul 2013 | 03:38 am
Sorry, this was kind of a jerk move. My bad.
THIS POST IS FOR MEN ONLY! 20 Jun 2013 | 08:45 pm
Hey guys, come closer. I have a little something to tell you that could very well change your world. Are you in a relationship with someone special and have a birthday or anniversary coming up? Are...
Relationship Status: Survived a Trip to IKEA 20 Jun 2013 | 08:27 pm
My wife and I recently celebrated 12 years of marriage. I know to some that is a long time and to others we are still relatively new at this. Here is the thing though, I think 12 calendar years is p...
Not Letting Us Put Princess High Heels on the Dog and Other Ways Dad Ruins Our Life 14 Jun 2013 | 09:40 pm
I have often joked that if Hollywood made a movie about my life, the actor that would play me would be whoever is best at walking around the house turning off lights and forgetting to put a new trash ...
Whoever Said, “The Best Things in Life are Free” Obviously Wasn’t a Parent 5 Jun 2013 | 10:34 pm
Sweet I Laughed So Hard, I Peed My Pants The rustling of the nylon against her 50 lb lanky frame as she darted through the play tunnel was the only accompaniment to the raucous giggle fest taking pla...
We All Remember At Least One 24 May 2013 | 08:42 pm
I started the 4th grade in 1987 in Ms. Griffith’s class. I finished the 4th grade in 1988 in Mrs. Chun’s class. Her husband proposed to her in front of our whole class with a singing telegram. Our c...
Feeling Lucky 16 May 2013 | 04:43 am
I think a pretty cool way to start a story would be, “Remember that time I bought two college educations at a gas station?”
Let’s See What Every Public Restroom in Our Town Looks Like 16 May 2013 | 12:10 am
Sweet Big Girl Panties I say the phrase “big girl panties” far more than I am comfortable with but my modicum of machismo is a small sacrifice in this rite of passage known as potty training. We’ve ...
