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I have found at my age going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of my face.

Happiness is like a precious Ming vase balanced on the head of a dancing drunk.

Somebody who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.

Nostalgia isn‘t what it used to be.

Rehab is for quitters.

Success always occurs in private and failure in full public view.

If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.

I like children. Properly cooked.

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You’re just jealous cause the voices only talk to me.