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Well, Americans … today’s the day. You can now buy... 6 Aug 2013 | 04:44 pm
Well, Americans … today’s the day. You can now buy your very own copy of Animals Talking In All Caps (the book), and never have to see [preorder the book] under a caption again (unless of course you’...
"I’M LEAVING YOU." THAT’S ALL HE SAID. AND THAT GOT ME TO... 2 Aug 2013 | 10:30 pm
"I’M LEAVING YOU." THAT’S ALL HE SAID. AND THAT GOT ME TO THINKING, ONCE I STOPPED CRYING. ONCE HE WAS GONE. ABOUT MANY THINGS, REALLY, BUT MOSTLY ABOUT HOW FEW WORDS IT TAKES TO SAY SOMETHING TRULY...
SO GREG’S HOUSE. TEN O’CLOCK. TONS OF GOOD LOOKING... 2 Aug 2013 | 08:15 pm
SO GREG’S HOUSE. TEN O’CLOCK. TONS OF GOOD LOOKING BABES, TONS OF BOOZE, EVEN A COUPLE OF BANDS. THAT SOUNDS AWESOME. DOES STEVEN KNOW? OF COURSE NOT. WHY WOULD I TELL STEVEN ABOUT A PARTY FULL OF B...
Look at that. Isn’t that beautiful? The dead simplicity.... 1 Aug 2013 | 10:30 pm
Look at that. Isn’t that beautiful? The dead simplicity. The clean lines. The amusing irony of placing an ephemeral frippery like captioned animal photos into the iconic clothing of a century’s worth...
OH, HEY. NO, IT’S NOTHING SERIOUS. JUST KIND OF POOPED. NEEDED... 1 Aug 2013 | 08:15 pm
OH, HEY. NO, IT’S NOTHING SERIOUS. JUST KIND OF POOPED. NEEDED A BREAK FROM THE OFFICE. I ALREADY CALLED IN. I’M JUST GOING TO STAY IN AND CATCH UP ON GIRLS. MAYBE DO SOME LIGHT BLOGGING. HOW ABO.....
"JUST WEAR YOUR GLASSES" I SAID, BUT NO. MISTER SEXY BEACH TIME... 25 Jul 2013 | 10:31 pm
"JUST WEAR YOUR GLASSES" I SAID, BUT NO. MISTER SEXY BEACH TIME JUST HAD TO WEAR HIS CONTACTS. WHAT DID I SAY? DID I NOT SAY “THEY’RE BAD IN THE WATER"? DID I NOT SAY “YOU’LL BE SUPER UPSET IF ONE FAL...
GOOD MORNING. HOW ARE YOU ENJOYING THE MESCALINE? <I CAN READ... 25 Jul 2013 | 08:15 pm
GOOD MORNING. HOW ARE YOU ENJOYING THE MESCALINE? ARE YOU THIRSTY? I’VE MADE SOME NICE HERBAL TEA. IS EVERYTHING OKAY? [preorder the book]
HEY TOM. STILL STUCK IN THAT BEAR TRAP, HUH? WHAT A TOTAL... 17 Jul 2013 | 10:30 pm
HEY TOM. STILL STUCK IN THAT BEAR TRAP, HUH? WHAT A TOTAL BUMMER. ME AND MIKE AND BRIAN ARE GOING TO GO TO THE RIVER AND FROLIC IN THE DEW AND STUFF. RUB OUR FUZZY NUBBINS ON SOME TREES. EAT ACORNS. T...
THIS? OH, YOU’RE SO SWEET. IT’S CHRISTIAN LACROIX. I WAS IN... 17 Jul 2013 | 08:15 pm
THIS? OH, YOU’RE SO SWEET. IT’S CHRISTIAN LACROIX. I WAS IN PARIS FOR A CONFERENCE AND I COULDN’T RESIST. I HAVE THESE PERFECT LITTLE PEARLS THAT DANE BOUGHT ME WHEN WE FIRST GOT MARRIED, AND A CHANEL...
I’LL BE RIGHT BACK. I’M JUST GOING TO GO GRAB MY BIG BAG OF... 11 Jul 2013 | 10:31 pm
I’LL BE RIGHT BACK. I’M JUST GOING TO GO GRAB MY BIG BAG OF WALNUTS. For what? WELL, NOW THAT I FOUND SOMETHING TO CRACK THEM WITH I THOUGHT I MIGHT EAT THEM. [preorder the book]
