I need to know. Its for science. 10 Aug 2013 | 06:50 pm

The last time I dabbled in science things did not end pleasantly and I couldn’t sleep for a week. Methamphetamines: Well Crafted

WHO ARE YOU 10 Aug 2013 | 06:49 am

If I told you I would have to roundhouse you Mick Berry style. Respect.

Above: John Crone’s new single “Blurred Lines”... 7 Aug 2013 | 12:20 pm

Above: John Crone’s new single “Blurred Lines” featuring TI, Pharrell, Robin Thicke, and Rudy Wright Let’s face it: about 25 people give a shit about the Hickory Hound’s videos and half of them work ...

When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in... 7 Aug 2013 | 10:50 am

When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said “City Attorney”? You know WHY you didn’t see that sign? Cause it ain’t there, cause City Attorneying ain’t my fu...

Cyberdyne Systems Mayoral Model 101 30 Apr 2013 | 06:49 pm

Rebecca Inglefield Crimewave Stuns Nation 14 Sep 2012 | 06:42 pm

No Steps Backwards 1842 Coalition has redesigned the Catawba... 14 Sep 2012 | 07:31 am

No Steps Backwards 1842 Coalition has redesigned the Catawba County Seal. It is inspired by the City of Hickory’s new brand print “Life. Well Crafted. By Elites.” The new party line slogan is now “No ...

The Sails on the Square are a 21st Century Tent-Nological... 9 Sep 2012 | 12:33 pm

The Sails on the Square are a 21st Century Tent-Nological marvel.

Our new sign. Citizens for Equity in Government can suck it! 3 Sep 2012 | 07:13 pm

Our new sign. Citizens for Equity in Government can suck it!

I have user submitted questions in my inbox related to the... 7 Jun 2012 | 11:00 pm

I have user submitted questions in my inbox related to the Hickory Hound reporting on the First Amendment ban that Hickory City Council and I imposed on Larry Pope behind closed doors last week. Your ...