A Complete Breakdown of the Nutritional Content of Semen 7 Aug 2013 | 10:36 pm

A Complete Breakdown of the Nutritional Content of Semen: I worked really hard on this. (Math!...

Photo 26 Jul 2013 | 06:17 pm

This is what my soul looks like. 12 Jul 2013 | 12:10 am

This is what my soul looks like.

Dying over Kim D.’s wedding photos. 8 Jul 2013 | 08:26 pm

Dying over Kim D.’s wedding photos.

Something happened on Google + yesterday where I got included... 28 Jun 2013 | 06:24 pm

Something happened on Google + yesterday where I got included into some kind of cheesy pervert circle and I don’t know how to make it all go away. Why do they think I love body paint!? WTF?

Killing boners is my occupation and I got a full time job. 28 Jun 2013 | 12:21 am

Killing boners is my occupation and I got a full time job.

Shut up, I know! God! 25 Jun 2013 | 05:51 pm

Shut up, I know! God!

Just Cavalli. 18 Jun 2013 | 11:41 pm

Just Cavalli.

We get it, you’re not pregnant! 31 May 2013 | 10:49 pm

We get it, you’re not pregnant!

PBS has this hoity-toity marketing campaign with... 30 May 2013 | 08:27 pm

PBS has this hoity-toity marketing campaign with “fake” reality television posters to chide us all on “the state of TV.” 1.) As if this joke wasn’t done eight years ago—and more deftly—on The Comebac...