An Argument With Myself Before Dawn 12 Aug 2013 | 07:15 pm

"But you promised." "I did not. I only suggested that I might." "I heard it as a promise. And anyway what were you planing to do at 4:30a.m. anyway? Certainly not SLEEP." "Yeah, well, I'm...

A Message From Fooleryland Management 27 Jul 2013 | 08:15 pm

7 or 8 17 Jul 2013 | 09:20 am

As weird as Dad is, he's pretty straight-forward, with very few hang ups and not one neurosis that I can identify. So when the subject of middle age came up years ago I was surprised to learn that Dad...

A No Punctuation Wednesday On a Tuesday While Spinning 2 Jul 2013 | 06:29 pm

We are long overdue for a No Punctuation Wednesday even though today is Tuesday and you know we dont stand on ceremony here in Fooleryland So lets begin because frankly we already did and please sta....

The Chicken Fairy Is Out of Control 4 Jun 2013 | 07:02 pm

BoobPhone Sounded Like Such a Good Idea 4 Jun 2013 | 10:37 am

Those women who put stuff in their bras? I'm not one of them. It's a club I have never been able to join. When I put something into my bra it's usually followed immediately by this sound: Well, today...

BoobPhone Sounded Like Such a Good Idea 4 Jun 2013 | 10:37 am

Those women who put stuff in their bras? I'm not one of them. It's a club I have never been able to join. When I put something into my bra it's usually followed immediately by this sound: Well, today ...

Naps Are a State of Mind 20 Apr 2013 | 06:55 pm

Oh, to be that carefrree again. Not to mention flexible.

Paging Dr. Lipschitz . . . 6 Apr 2013 | 08:02 pm

Got this message yesterday: "I have a Chicken Poop delivery for you. Don’t argue. Just give me your chicken coop shipping address and no one gets hurt." How could I argue with that? Of course, by the ...

Don't Give Her Too Much Credit 5 Apr 2013 | 07:03 pm

Chas told me what had happened with wide eyes. "She got onto the internet, found the site, and made the purchase in no time at all, with my credit card." "Oh no." Oh yes. Smedley bought movie tickets ...