U.S. Takes World Championships! 24 Aug 2013 | 01:31 am

OULU, FINLAND — Don’t believe us? Here’s evidence from MEAN MELIN’S number two fanboy:

World Championships live stream 1 p.m. Eastern / 10 a.m. Pacific 23 Aug 2013 | 07:19 pm

We think the live web stream of the World Championships here in Finland will happen at 1 p.m. Eastern / 10 a.m. Pacific.  Here’s a link. We have a dozen remote and shoulder cameras, plus a panoram...

Melin and Thunderstrook advance to World Championships; U.S. draws shitty order 23 Aug 2013 | 04:14 pm

With brilliant performances all around, PRES. BABERHAM LINCOLN (Bianca Cevoli), CANNONBALL MAVIN (Chelsea Jangord), MEAN MELIN (Eric Melin) and DOUG THE THUNDERSTROOK (Doug Stroock) did America pro...

2013 Finals – LFM Melts U.S. Down 22 Aug 2013 | 02:34 pm

Photo Credit: Nicole Sevcik LOS ANGELES, CA (Breaking News) — With a level of talent heretofore unseen in the history of competitive air guitar, San Deigo’s LIEUTENANT FACEMELTER (Jason Farnan) took ...

LT. FACEMELTER TAKES U.S. CHAMPIONSHIPS! 18 Aug 2013 | 12:11 pm

LOS ANGELES — Close as all hell tonight and LT. FACEMELTER (Jason Farnan) is headed to Finland!

USAG does Dodger Stadium dirty 17 Aug 2013 | 12:31 am

Like anal sex and air guitar, you either love or hate the Los Angeles Dodgers. At Wednesday night’s game against the Mets, we made a strong case for all three. Favorite moment: the disapprov...

Dark Horse Proves Second to None 16 Aug 2013 | 11:02 am

Yesteryear (photos) 15 Aug 2013 | 12:38 am

We’re scrambling around Los Angeles preparing for this year’s Finals, but we always make time to look back and chuckle.  Check out this photo album from last year’s Finals in Denver, courtesy of ou...

USAG reminds all performers to pack passports 10 Aug 2013 | 10:42 pm

Finalists, dark horses, countrymen and undocumented migrant workers: One week from today, one of you will be crowned our National Champion.  48 hours later, we’ll fly you to Oulu, Finland, where yo...

San Francisco recap: Cold Steels the Show 6 Aug 2013 | 01:31 am

Left to right: SIX STRING GENERAL, SETH LEIBOWITZ, DIRTY AIRY (ret.?), GUY IN BLACK, POP ROXXWELL. Photos by Richard Haick courtesy of TheOwlMag.com. A couple hours after Saturday night’s show, af...