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Extended Drunk or Intellectual Sabbatical 23 Jun 2009 | 12:35 am
By the Editor Inebriated Press June 22, 2009 Inebriated Press columnist on break All good things must come to an end, or at least take a break now and then. Whether this is the end or a break I’m...
NASA to Bomb Moon, Woman to Skydive Topless, and US Public Wary of Deficit and Obama Governance 20 Jun 2009 | 12:35 am
> US Space Agency Preps Missile for Moon Explosion in Water Search > Barmaid with 36GG Bust to Leap Topless from Plane: “I like to live on the edge” > WSJ Poll finds Americans Fear growing Budget De...
Obama upbeat on Change in Iran, “Missing” Man took Break from Wife, and Girl’s body Dug Up to be “Corpse Bride” 19 Jun 2009 | 01:00 am
> President Obama concerned but upbeat on Iran > Man reported missing says wife told him to “go away” > Five men arrested for exhuming corpse to be “ghost bride” Inebriated Press June 18, 2009 Ob...
Home Grown US Terrorism, Breastfeeding Boosts GPA, and Most American’s are Conservatives 18 Jun 2009 | 12:35 am
> American-born Islamic murderer spikes fear of more > Breastfeeding leads to higher grade point average and college attendance > Gallup poll: 40% of Americans are conservative, 35% moderate, 21% li...
Japanese Girls like Tough Guys, Florida’s New Underwear Law, and Media’s View of Obama as God 17 Jun 2009 | 12:35 am
> Women in Japan crazy about Shogun Warlords: “picture-perfect masculinity” > City in Florida passes new law requiring underwear > Newsweek Editor on Obama: “He’s sort of God” Inebriated Press Jun...
Miranda Rights for Terrorists, Pocket Knife Bans for Americans, and Men Reject Centerfolds for Miss Average 16 Jun 2009 | 12:35 am
> Obama Administration Orders U.S. Miranda rights for Afghan Combatants > Obama Administration’s New Rules would Ban Legal Pocketknives in U.S. > Researchers say Men Prefer Regular Women over Playbo...
Million Dollar Mattress, Hummingbird Sex, and Obama’s TARP Illusion 13 Jun 2009 | 12:35 am
> Family tosses mattress housing $1 million cash stash > G-Force’s during Hummingbird Sex would make Fighter Pilots Pass Out > Obama’s TARP czar has no idea if it’s working, or where the money’s gon...
Beware of: Falling Computers, Bacteria Laced Skin Care Products, and the Obama Administration 12 Jun 2009 | 12:35 am
> Home Computer Injuries Leap > FDA warns against using Clarcon skin products > U.S. Representative tells China not to believe Obama on Budget Inebriated Press June 11, 2009 Risky computer behavi...
NASA says Sun Causes Global Warming, Microsoft says Obama Tax Plan Will Cause Global Relocation; and Judge Rules Party Girl Can Go Out Saturday Nights 10 Jun 2009 | 12:35 am
> New NASA study shows Sun Responsible for Planet Warming > Microsoft CEO talks offshore move over Obama Tax Scheme > Girl Guilty of Assault at Party gets Saturdays Off from Curfew Inebriated Press...
Schools Dodge Reality, “God” quotes Jimmi Hendrix, and Brothel features Male Prostitutes 9 Jun 2009 | 12:35 am
> High School rejects valedictorian’s speech as “too real” > Boy chosen as next Dalai Lama quotes Hendrix, bails Buddhist order > Battling recession, brothel adds men for bigger market reach Inebri...
